The Mystery behind the Scream

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by DefinitelyNotHumans

by DefinitelyNotHumans

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XCKeira
SunchieLeCracker
ChangedMyUser
BiteMeLikeYouDo
DemigodObsession

-KimShriya_-

weasley20
hello-ushi
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I was having a pleasant dream when what sounded like hammering woke me. After that, I could barely hear the muffled sound of dirt covering the coffin over my own screams.

Why was I screaming you ask?

No particular reason, just next door neighbors covered in blood having French fries dipped in bat's kidney smashed with bird saliva that shines like gold... but it was my golden nail paint which had diamonds in it that I stole from Mrs. Wilkins, my maths teacher who eats her dog's poop for dinner. 🍽

The dog died... RIP dog.
And was reincarnated as a tea leaf and ate the math teachers poop. The maths teacher died, and became a bull that started popping around people's porch.

They ate eachother poop to survive...
But then a gnome came to visit them and hacked their phones. ＼(◎o◎)／
The phones died but the SIM didn't. So I killed sim by eating it. The sim died... RIP SIM. SIM will be missed. SIM reincarnated into a flying pig which was purple with pink polka dots and had long blue hair and a rainbow horn who poops diamonds and tortillas...A little girl ate them and puked...

And this old mam pets him and eats those diamonds and tortillas everyday.
A Snail ate the old man and a Giraffe ate the snail and a mouse transported the old man to la la land. Out of thin air, Daniel pops in and says, "Welcome to La La Land where a bean turns into a Corbyn, Ramen noodles turn into Jack, a pillow turns into a CPU, a calender turns into a monitor, books turn into chocolate, Euglena turns into a mould with popcorn on the top and here you will be turning to a bamboo shoot".

ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ

You will be producing bamboo for no apparent reason but you will do it because you have to
s u r v i v e.
U gonna meet BTS and play the hunger games with them! (How cool is that?!)
So you gotta prepare yourself by eating marshmallows. Scuba diving in a strawberry juice with melted marshmallows. You'll have to swim with the speed of a sloth and you'll have to run with a snail on skateboard.
Flying with a whale will be your daily job to win the ✨Best Chair of the Year Marathon✨ and get as a prize a sofa with no springs except one that spring would poke u in the head and make you howl with laughter... and that is why I screamed.
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~The end~