CoryxKenshin Super Rarely

Things I Can't stand

[Intro]
Um, so everybody's doing disstracks right now
And I'm like, "Can I do one?"
Um, but the problem is
I don't really have any beef with any Youtubers
So I'm just going to make a disstrack
On things I can't stand
'cause uh, there are a lot of 'em (Cuz my name is Cory Kenshin)
So uh, yeah, uh, Fire Flame Flow Productions
Shout out to Raisi K
And uh, lets get it

[Verse 1]
Yeauh
Cory Kenshin
M-m-man I'm on a mission
Samurai by blood, but
Let me start the dissin'
Yeah I'm seeing all these disstracks everywhere I look (Wow)
Now I wanna make one too
And you gon' listen or you shook
First thing we diss are chips
So I gotta dip
Go back to the crib
Wordplay super sick
Go and find me something delicious
To snack on bro
I got the munchies
And if you don't mind
I wish for it to be pretty crunchy
Maaaan, I'm so tired of these half-filled bags
All that air in the bag
Yo I feel so sad
We stay payin' all this money
Bro that's $3.69
Frito Lay, be ashamed
That's a gosh darn crime

[Verse 2]
Phase two
We comin' through
Ya momma said clean up your room (But Ma-)
She interrupt, she grab the belt
She say it's coming soon
So then you go back to your room
But first you go grab the vacuum
Know what? It's time to go goon
I gotta hit mom with a (bare knuckle)
B-b-bare knuckle to the ground
If you get up - going another round
Flow is crazy yeah you like the sound
Talk mess and leave you looking like a clown
Maaaan, I got so much freakin' paper
And by paper I really meant just printer paper
Not money
You funny
Beard is looking bummy
Toes are looking crummy
Head is filled with nothing
Bro you are a dummy
Wait, hold on, Issa diss track
Let me get on topic
If you think this song is over
Then excuse me better stop it

[Verse 3]
Now, don't get me started on siblings
Those annoying people made of evil
Sometimes cringey
O-okay I may love mine to death
And without them I would not get far
Yo who forgot to flush
You left a whole Snickers bar (Oh my god)
Next up
That moment you step on a lego

[Interlude]
(What is that?) Yeah, that's actually the worst pain a human could feel
I could write an entire diss track
Just about the pain of stepping on a lego
For just one click of the like button, you too
Can do your part to save the life of a lego stepper
Thank you

[Verse 4]
Yeeeaah
I see your face I see you feelin' it
We Samurai strong
But that just mean we always killin' it
Uhh, and every bar is freakin' heavy
Crap, now I'm in a bunch
'cause I don't know what rhymes with heavy
Umm, spaghetti, confetti
Call me Spongebob 'cause I be ready
Not deadly, instead he is steady
Spending nights at Freddy's
Also, one last thing I can't stand
The person that pour the milk before the cereal
Catch this backhand

[Outro]
Like seriously, who does that?
You get way less cereal that way
Anyway, this was just a diss track
On some mildly, mildly annoying things
Um, slice that like button on your way out
Appreciate you famalam
Fire Flame Flow
(Sigh) Another beat bodied, I'm out

(Hope y'all enjoyed reading CoryxKenshin's Things I Can't Stand Diss Track lyrics^^. Credit goes to Cory.)b