Holly was at a frat house party hosted by her brother with some of her sorority sisters. She started getting bored of creeps and geeks coming on to her so she gathered a bunch of sorority sisters she had befriended and sang some karaoke with them. They did all the classics, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Time After Time, Footloose, Take On Me, Never Gonna Give You Up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and even a bunch of Abba Songs.
While they were singing, Chandler's friend, Joey, had snuck onto the campus with a friend of his, Bobby. Chandler met up with him outside the frat house, dragging Ross along with him.
Chandler: Hey, what are you doing here?
Joey: What? Can't a guy sneak into a frat house with his friend to scope out hot college girls?
Chandler: Ha, you better not try and scope out my sister though!
Joey: What do you take me for? A gigolo?
Ross: Maybe.
Chandler: C'mon! Let's go scoping!
Ross stood in the doorway while Chandler took Joey and Bobby inside.
Ross: How does this bad boy, foodie, womanizing ass
Go on and on
And grow his dehumanising path?
Watch this obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother
Be seated at the right hand of her brother.
Chandler befriends Joey with no dismiss
But this guy still wants his sis: a cute miss
Meanwhile, inside, Joey and Chandler were going to try their luck with all the ladies.
Joey: Now, Bing's fame with his brain is undeniable
But what do we have in common?
We're reliable with the
Both: Ladies!
Joey: There are so many to deflower
Both: Ladies!
Chandler: Looks
Proximity to power
Both: Ladies!
Ross walked in so he wouldn't get left out.
Ross: They delighted and distracted 'em
Melanie Jenkins named her feral tomcat after him
Chandler: That's true
Chandler ran off to try and schmooze Missy Goldberg.
All: 1989
Ross: A Summer's Bash
Joey: And, wow, Bing's sister should be wearing a sash!
Ross: Yo, if you could get with his sister, you're a bomb, son
Joey: Is it a question of if, Ross, or how long?
Ross: Hey
Joey: Hey
Ross: Hey!
Joey: Hey!
Ross: Hey!!
Joey: Hey!!
Ross: Hey!!
Joey: Hey!!
Holly spotted Joey from the other side of the room and immediately started blushing.
Holly: Whoa... Yo, Alli.
Allison: Yeah?
Holly: Check out that guy.
Allison: Ross? Seriously?
Holly: Wha-? No! The guy standing next to him.
Allison spotted Joey as well.
Allison: Oh damn. Come to mama.
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One Night Stand - Friends
RomanceDignity warning: I wrote this when I was 14 and just getting into fanfics so if you actually want anything resembling quality, I'd like to direct you over to LITERALLY ANYTHING I MADE AFTER 2021. If you're here for shits n giggles, by all means read...
