~Shreks Pov~
As I was walking through the woods I stepped on what seems to be a newspaper. I picked it up and saw an ad on it. It was an ad for a music festival called Firefly and it was in a place called Delaware? Luckily I have my passport with me. I saw a specific band on the ad that caught my eye.
The band....Twenty one Pilots? Hmmm they must like airplanes. AHA! Airplane thats what I need to get to Delaware! I wonder where an airport is-
VRrrrDeRsSssHHhHhHH
I guess I'm following that airplane...
~3rd person~
As Shrek walked through the woods, following the direction of the airplane, he stepped into a trap! He was suddenly strung upside down to a tree branch. From afar he heard voices...
"AW KOOL AID MAN! I THINK WE GOT ONE!" A masculine voice practically yelled.
"OH YEAH!" He heard another say.
The two voices walked up to where Shrek was. Shrek was surprised to see that the first voice was a man with brown hair wearing what seemed to be duck tape. The other one was the most beautiful thing he has ever laid his poop colored eyes on. It was a giant pitcher with some mighty thick thighs. He was filled with a red substance that Shrek would soon know to be Kool Aid.
"Aw fuck! Kool Aid man we caught an ogre! Im sorry uhhh-"
"Shrek. The names Shrek."
"Kool Aid man why don't you help Shrek get down?"
"Oh...uhh...yeah"
The Kool Aid man walked over to the tree and untied Shrek. Shrek feel from the branch with a thud. Fortunately he didn't hurt himself.
"So whats your name?"
"I'm Tyler."
There was an awkward silence
"So Shrek, what are you doing out here in the woods?" Tyler asked.
"Well I was trying to go to an airport so I can get to this music festival." Shrek said looking at his feet
"Oh really. Which one?" Tyler raised an eyebrow
"It's called The Firefly festi-"
"OH YEAH!"
"Yeah we are playing there! We can take you if you want." Tyler exclaimed excitedly
"That would be great!"
They walked through the woods making small talk. When they got to the trailer, Shrek saw a guy with red hair. He looked kinda nervous though.
"Hey Josh. This is Shrek. He needs a ride to the festival and I offered him one if you don't mind." Tyler told who I'm assuming is Josh.
"Sure. I don't see why not." Josh said quietly.
"OH YEAH!"
When I woke up this morning, I was definitely not expecting to be riding in a tour bus with a beautiful pitcher glass and pilot twenty two.
