"simon, please take me back." gordon dramatically cried, spotting simon with his new bae (louis tomlinson.)
simon lifted his nose, tightening his arm around louis' waist.
"it's a no from me."
gordon saw red and pulled out two slices of pre-buttered bread.
"well, he's an idiot sandwich." he retorted, putting the slices of bread on Louis head, the latter pouted.
"it's still a no from me."
gordon began yelling a colourful stream of swear words. "you panini head!"
"YOU DON'T LOVE ME, YOU LOVE LAMB SAUCE!!"simon cried, tears streaming down his plastic face.
" oi mate, can i go i ave a date with my usband-" louis began, but became ignored.
"WELL LAMB SAUCE MAKES ME FEEL BETTER THEN YOU EVER WOULD." Gordon argued, fed up with simons attiutude and walked away leaving simon to cry like the chubby sausage he was.
