Sangwoo throws the baseball bat to the floor in a rather attractive fit of rage. It was you, him, and some girl ya'll found at a strip club. Let me set the scene: main dancer or whatever-the best one there-on the stage, chiming against a pole while her loose fitting mesh top (if you could even call it that) slid sensually against her pale skin. Sangwoo presses into you from behind suddenly.
"You like the show?" A whisper, to you, in your ear. His large hands creep and settle on your waist, lips massaging the skin on the back of your neck.
"Yeah. It's okay." The only reply you grant him. You press your fingers against his temple, feeling his soft hair through them. It was familiar to you.
You liked that about Sangwoo. The familiarity of him. From sex in bathroom stalls to attending his performances, everything felt...like home. The one sturdy thing in your not-so-sturdy life. He was a murderer, you had a torture kink. A match made in heaven.
The show ends with the dancer gliding through the air on her sturdy pole, arms extended and a look as if he were a predator about to bite into its pray on your boyfriend's face. You wait for the moment he'll scoop her up and take her home-then she'll be yours.
He leaves after pecking your ear and follows her somewhere behind the stage. You can hear faint laughing. Normally people in this situation would get jealous of their partners being with others-you on the other hand don't really fall into the category of "normal people". Your job was to sit and wait, which you did well at.
But, anyway, back to the basement. He hits her [an: yall don't pls hit women okay], she falls and screams. "Hot." You mutter, scratching your gender-neutral ball sack. Like twenty seconds later, she's tied up and drugged, Sangwoo lights a blunt.
It wasn't happiness, it was routine. It was what you enjoyed doing. He always buries the bodies. He takes them far away. To the mountains, maybe, to the mountains or somewhere just far, far from here. You expect.
...
You hope.
Another girl. You aren't sure where she came from but she's sure as hell here now. You sigh and glance at your love-if you could even call sangwoo that.
"Baby." He says. He knew you weren't a fan of pet names.
"I just-" You start. "OH MY GOD BRO IS THAT OBAMA?"
Obama (wait what's Obama's last name) Emerges from the skin tight girl suit he was apparently wearing. You shit yourself romantiaclly.
"Oooh baby you're so sexy mmm let me lick ur ballz." He says, doing that thing that f boys do with their hands and their chin like finger guns and its like a grabbing motion idk.
"🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 aaah owo nyaaaa cums pprematurelyjacks off 2 doalnald trump porn".
Sangwoo stares in disbelief at the 44th American President with half of some kind of skin suit that made him look like a helpless Korean girl that as Hisoka Marrow says ripe for the picking.
You look at him. "Dumbass this aint a girl this is the 44th American President with half of some kind of skin suit that made him look like a helpless Korean girl that as Hisoka Marrow says ripe for the picking." He crosses his arms and does the 👉👈 thing at the same time.
"Shut up bitch Baka." He says.
"Make me ashes you're the one that decided to date me." You prance over to Obama (no fr what's his last name) you're nyah gender neutral cat Neko tail swishing from side to side.
"Obama-senpai!! Please be gentle uwu." As the author of this hate crime I am so confused wtf when did Obama and you decide to have sex no really I am legimatly confused when did this happen I don't remember Obama smiles softly looking up at you.
"Oh, Y/N you make my kokoro go kawaii desu nyah I love you." You giggle at Obama's kind words. Sangwoo stares at you from across the room. He wants in on this exchange of actions too.
"Ara ara~get your proud ass over here Oh Sangwoo." You say kwaiily.
"Hah, pog." You, Sangwoo, and Obama have a threesome.
(Wait I'm going to illustrate this like Bit Life fights.)
He hecks your gender-neutral boypussy.
Obama fills your mouth with slimy love mayonnaise.
Sangwoo and Obama make love to I'm In Love with an Egirl by Wilbur Soot all night long.
"Yogurt is just fruit sperm." Yoonbum (idk he just randomly appears it feels right idk) says.
"Stfu bitch." Sangwoo yells across the room.
The End.
This is for rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the mfucking schedule wit yo triflin dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm comin up there and im gonna beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police cause imma come up there unexpected and wait on yo motherfuckin ass bitch I'm coming to beat the fuck outta you bitch cause you did that on purpose with ur urgery racist white ass bean head bitch watch I'm coming up there to fuck you up bitch I know what kinda car you drive. I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat yo ass bitch cause imma show you not to play with jasmine collins money bitch that's the first thing you did and bitch you got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was goin on you white motherfuckas hate to see black people doing good or doing anything for themselves ugly fat white bitch watch I'm telling you I'm coming up there to beat yo motherfucking ass bean head white smelling wet dog smellin ass bitch watch I come and fuck you up cause you got me fucked up gon sit up there and try to do that urgery ass shit bitch you urgery the first day I came up there talking about the bitch that had on pajamas but you had 10 dollar ass Jean's on dirty dusty white bitch sitting behind that counter smelling like cheese stinky fat white ass bitch and you gon try and not answer this phone
I'm going to fuck you up and you betta remember to run when you see me cause I'm going to fuck you up bitch wanna sit up here and play with me about my motherfucking money wanna play about my money bitch you gon sit up there and try to do that bitch little do you know I know enough people watch I'm coming to fuck you up I promise you that I promise I'm coming to fuck you up you fat stinky white bitch bean head yellow yuck mouth nasty mouth ass bitch you stink you smell like fucking cheese and you got that trifling ass attitude imma beat that -attitude up out you bitch you treat everybody like that all these black people that you do like that you in the wrong position you trifling ass racist ass bitch that's why dont nobody fuck with you cause you trifling and racist bitch gon sit up there and did all that shit and I told you what the fuck goin on gon tell me I worked at the motherfucking job when I'm telling you I didnt now bitch why the fuck would I lie about some shit like that watch I'm finna come up there and beat yo motherfucking ass you betta not get out that car bitch
This absolute garbage took almost a full hour wtf
