special setter squad (chatfic)

shitatorizawa

setters shit fest<3
13:22

pudding bottom
gm

sugamama
good morning kenma!!

mya.sumu
yeah gn..

mr. blueberry
kenma-san i have a question

pudding bottom
what

mr. blueberry
how can you handle oikawa?

pudding bottom
hahaha i handle with kuroo, they aren't different

akeiji
honestly..

pudding bottom
aye akaashi

akeiji
what

pudding bottom
wanna hang

akeiji
okay

mr. blueberry
i want in

sugamama
kaggy honey, you can't ask to be invited!! that's rude:(

pudding bottom
no no suga it's okay, you both can come.

finger lickin' good;)
y'all..

pudding bottom
please tell me it's not what i think it is..

bang baby
might just move🤪😒
kaggy get yo mans, i don't want him.

mr. blueberry
but hinata is right next to me..

smol bowl bby
no no your other mans~

semisemi
plz, take him..

finger lickin' good:)
HE STOLE MY MANS

sugamama
he.. HES SO STUPID

mr. blueberry
okay say this, "can you teach me how to be awesome like you." or compliment him in order to get him distracted. then yeet him out, look for the papers and rip them:)
make sure you do it front of his face tho.

bang baby
nonononono i ain't complimenting him, i'll just push him out simple.

F o r Z e
that dumbass really went?! i swear when he comes back, he's getting a good ass whooping..

yabs
.. aren't you the one who sent him there?

F o r Z e
why you even asking? ofc not..

pudding bottom
back read says so

mr. blueberry
what y'all doing

pudding bottom
yeah

bang baby
yeah

semisemi
yeah

smol bowl bby
yeah

mya.sumu
yeah

finger licking' good;)
~y~e~a~h~

F o r Z e
i don't remember saying that..

yabs
huh?

:p bean
you're kidding

F o r Z e
i wasn't home all day yesterday, i was with kindaichi all day..

kin_tarou
he was..

bang baby
It was a ghost!!!

F o r Z e
wtf someone logged into my account..

yabs
✨ no shit sherlock ✨

F o r Z e
that's not what i meant let me finish asshole. someone logged into my acc and they messed with my shit.. i looked at my messages and they messaged mostly oikawa...
that asshole really did that..
SHIRABU KENJIRŌ

bang baby
stop i'm scared now..

F o r Z e
where the FUCK are you right now? when is practice? when do you see that ushijima bastard? do you have his number or @?

bang baby
at school, later at 16, at practice, yes

F o r Z e
add that fucking asshole right now.

bang baby
but like, we're in school:)

F o r Z e
i don't give one shit about if your at a funeral, hospital, school, wedding. ADD THAT ASSHOLE THIS SECOND:)

bang baby
yeah it'll be your funeral

F o r Z e
@ semieitaduh
what's his class rn?

semisemi
if you wanted ushijima, you could've just asked me..

semisemi added Ushijima

Ushijima
Oh hello Semi, aren't you also in school?

semisemi
for rn, i don't exist;) don't come at me for any help!

semisemi is now offline
bang baby is now offline
smol bowl bby is now offline

finger lickin' good;)
just sit and observe

F o r Z e
so tell me ushijima, why the fuck did you hack into my account just to convince oikawa to move by threatening him and calling him out?

...

F o r Z e
let me say that again.. WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU SIGN INTO MY ACCOUNT JUST TO GET OIKAWA TŌRU TO MOVE TO SHIRATORIZAWA BY THREATENING AND BEING A SELFISH ASSHOLE?! IF YOU COULD NOT TELL HE BELONGS TO ME, OH I AM SORRY HE MADE A DIFFERENT CHOICE BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE ALLOWED TO HARASS HIM. IF HE DOES NOT WANT TO GO, HE DOES NOT WANT TO GO, WHY CANNOT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ALREADY YOU SELFISH BASTARD?

...

:p bean
you gotta answer now ace bitch, he's mad..

yabs
kinda wish he took your place in top 3 aces,he deserves it 😗

Ushijima
I did you Aoba Johsai players a favor, you guys do not like Oikawa right? If you did, I am pretty sure that you would have already doe something instead of yelling at me.

F o r Z e is now offline

yabs
oh now you done did it..

:p bean
hahahaha don't ever tick iwaizumi❤️

Ushijima
What?
oh piss off you ungrateful juniors, if you actually cared about them, then do something fr. watching y'all take out your emotion in a chat is really making me tired.
:)

sugamama
NEVER TALK TO THEM LIKE THAT YOU SELF CENTERED PRICK

Ushijima
Oh I see Karasuno is also in here?
hinata i want to make your legs numb and make you scream my name, i'll treat you better than that dictator named KaGaYaWnA..

tttangerine:p
...YOU ARE A THIRD YEAR, I AM BARELY A FIR- nvm forget this

tttangerine:p is now offline

sugamama
ykw fuck school, you wanna fucking settle this?

Ushijima
I thought you were the mom of Karasuno?

a/n: okay he's getting out of control so ima end this chapter early:D