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31. She likes being your muse in a very non-Terry Richardson way. Just don't hang murals of the inside of her vagina in a gallery somewhere.

32. Don't be afraid of oral. She just saw you stuff face into a hoagie -- she knows what you are capable of.

33. She wants to know what is wrong when you are upset. She doesn't need an entire "Full House" Uncle Jesse sit-down, but keep her in the loop.

34. Don't judge how much she eats -- especially when she's on her period.

35. All gender stereotypes aside (I think we established this at #1), be the man in the relationship when we need you to be, like when it's time to kill a spider

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