haikyuu one shots [CURRENTLY ON HOLD]

tsukishima kei

T-Lime

Warning: contains strong language and implies sexual content

As you walked down the hallway of your school, you noticed a lanky, blonde-haired boy opening a door to exit the premises.  You quickly sprinted behind him and jumped while grabbing onto his shoulders so you could shout the word "Boo".  You were trying to scare him, as it was your biggest desire to hear him scream one day (if you're a person with a shlong that's reading this, i  just KNOW you're thinking of other ways to make him scream😈 lol okay go back to reading again)  Unfortunately, to your demise, that didn't work.  He had seen you coming from a mile away and had no intention of satisfying you with an appeasing response. 

"Don't you have better things to do right now?" Tsukishima said gloomily.  You pouted for a second, as you were still disappointed with his dull response.  But then, an idea sparked in your head, causing you to smirk and raise your eyebrow as you said the following.  Tsukishima is pretty much the epitome of emotionless, so if you wanted to earn a fulfilling reaction from him, you had to manipulate his thoughts into doing so.

"Well...let's see," you brought your hand up to your chin and formed a thinking expression, "I mean, not that he wasn't already hot enough to begin with, but Kuroo-san really stepped up his game.  Mans has been hitting soooo different lately..." still smirking, you paused for a minute to play what you believed would be Tsukishima's reaction in you mind.  You hummed and said, "Maybe I will take him up on his offer after all and sign up for that dick appointment,"

Tsukishima's dull expression transformed into an intense glare.  He was waiting for you to admit that it was a joke. (nah bro imma take that dick appointment...you're welcome to join tho  #threesome 😗✌🏽)   However, instead of complying to his expectations, you purposefully pushed his buttons and simply walked past him and said nothing more. 

The tall male was left dumbfounded for just a split second, before his senses returned.  You only managed to get a few steps ahead, then suddenly, the slender blonde grasped onto your wrist and pulled you close to him.  He grabbed your throat with his left hand and leaned in close to your face.

(imagine it like that LMAOOOO WE DON'T TALK ABOUT WHERE THIS PICTURE FROM)

"Didn't I tell you not to make me angry?" Tsukishima mumbled, still glaring down at you. 

'Damn, lowkey, that was hot,' you thought. 

Knowing this would only fuel the erotic tension that just formed in the atmosphere, you slyly purred, "Awww.  Poor baby.  It seems the salty dinosaur can't handle the heat."  You mocked him using a baby voice while pouting your bottom lip and frowning.

"Tch." He aggressively released your neck. (not that aggressively tho lmao just like somewhat aggressive, i just didn't know what other word to use there that represented what I was trying to say) The male was starting to get irritated with your merciless teasing.  His eyes became daggers, staring you down to the bone.  You took notice of it and began to enjoy this little moment, even going as far as taking advantage of it.  You chuckled as you approached him.  You got as high as you could on your tippy-toes and held onto his arms to keep your balance, just so you could whisper a little something in his ear.