It was a busy day in the Duncan house. Teddy had a date with her newest boyfriend. Gabe was busy with his date (Mrs. Dabney) and PJ was at his dorm hanging out with his teachers.
But Bob Duncan had nothing to do. He sat upstairs in his room, sulking and being anti-social. Depression and loneliness washed over him. "I wish my waifu were here." he thought, "I wish she hadn't left me for Teddy's old boyfriend. She took my two favorite children, Charlie and Toby with her. Now I'm stuck with two brats that smell like cow manure"
Suddenly, the door slammed open, and there stood Mrs. Dabney. Trailing behind her was her newest boyfriend, Gabe. "WE'RE BACK FROM OLIVE GARDEN" she shouted, "FEED ME MORE FOOD." she said. Gabe came in and calmed her down. "Imma go take me a nap." she said "Okay boo, whatever you want." They did the tango down the stairs to the guest bedroom, the newest edition to the house. Dabney wasn't leaving.
Bob started to get up, but sat back down because he had to poop. "GAAAAAAAABBBBBBEE" he shouted, "WAT" said Gabe, "GET ME SUM TOILET PAPEEEERRRR"
"NO"
"YASS"
"NO"
"YASS"
"GET IT URSELF YOU BIG CHUNK OF MEAT"
"WATCH UR LANGWEG U LIL NUGGET"
"DAD STOP I'M A GROWN MAN WHO'S DATING AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN"
"YOU'RE ONLY 14"
"I DON'T CARE I LOVE HER"
"SHE SMELLY THO"
"BUT THEM DOUBLE CHINS ARE BOOTIFUL"
Bob itched his butt and thought about his waifu's double chins.
"I wish my waifu were here" he said.
he missed her so he smelled one of her weaves.
"mmmm smell like waifu"
suddenly, his phone rang.
"WING WING WANG WONG ANSWER UR DANG PHONE" was the ringtone, so he picked it up and said, "CHING CHONG WING WONG"
It was a fangirl, "OMG HI THIS IS OLIVIA I LOVE YOU BOB DUNCAN UR MY INSPIRATION MY EVERYTHING MY FANDOM MY WORLD THE REASON I WAKE UP EVERYDAY WE HAVE A FAN CLUB. K SO A WHOLE BUNCH OF LITTLE CHILDREN INFESTED PUR CARPETS AND WE NEED YOU TO COME HERE AND EXTERMINATE THEM PLA I FAN RLLY BIG FAN THEY CALL THEMSELVES CHARLIE AND TOBY AND THERES THIS MIDGET WOMAN WHOS BLODE AND KEEPS TAKING OFF HER WEAVES. PLS HALP"
"MY WAIFU
IM COMING BAE"
