Bob ran outside to the bug mobile. Unable to catch his breath in time to get in the car, he passed ouBob ran outside to the bug mobile. Unable to catch his breath in time to get in the car, he passed out. You could hear him softly saying in his sleep, "waifu..waifuuuu" Suddenly, he woke up to a hot and sharp pain across his face. It was his waifu slapping him across his face. "AMY WAT THE HACK ARE YU DERN"
"GET UP YOU CRUSTY BUTT HOLE THIS IS WHY I LEFT YOU ALWAYS SO LAZY WHAT THE HACK"
"NO"
"YAS"
"NO"
"YAS"
"NO WHY ARE YOU HERE" Bob shouts. Amy proceeds to yell at him to get up, "I SAID GET THE FADGE AP" Bob finally decides to listen and stand up. "wAT U WANT ALREADY" he yells. Amy sits there with a smart grin on her face. Seconds later a sack is pulled over his face and is blinded. Then using waifu super strengths, she lifts him up and starts whacking him on the bug mobile. "THIS WAT U GET FOR BEING A BIG CHUNK OF MEAT TO ME SON." After Bob is too tired and achy to move, Amy runs inside and grabs Gabe and Mrs. Dabney. Using some more secret waifu powers she grabs them by the wrist and flies to the other side of the city of Denver.
t. You could hear him softly saying in his sleep, "waifu..waifuuuu" Suddenly, he woke up to a hot and sharp pain across his face. It was his waifu slapping him across his face. "AMY WAT THE HACK ARE YU DERN"
"GET UP YOU CRUSTY BUTT HOLE THIS IS WHY I LEFT YOU ALWAYS SO LAZY WHAT THE HACK"
"NO"
"YAS"
"NO"
"YAS"
"NO WHY ARE YOU HERE" Bob shouts. Amy proceeds to yell at him to get up, "I SAID GET THE FADGE AP" Bob finally decides to listen and stand up. "wAT U WANT ALREADY" he yells. Amy sits there with a smart grin on her face. Seconds later a sack is pulled over his face and is blinded. Then using waifu super strengths, she lifts him up and starts whacking him on the bug mobile. "THIS WAT U GET FOR BEING A BIG CHUNK OF MEAT TO ME SON." After Bob is too tired and achy to move, Amy runs inside and grabs Gabe and Mrs. Dabney. Using some more secret waifu powers she grabs them by the wrist and flies to the other side of the city of Denver. "WAIFUUU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" He screams. She has taken one of his only semi-favorite children. The rest he says are very smelly and stoopid.
Once again, left by his amychan, he continues to sulk.
"I DONT NEED NO WOMAN IN MY LIFE" he decides. So then he maps out a whole new life. But what he doesn't realise, is that Olivia was standing in the window . Recording the whole time. A single tear rolls down her face as the one true hero in her life was beaten in a sack by his wife, who luv him no moer. She tooked their children with her. All the way to Denver. Wherever that was. Not in America.
He was going to be famous. He would start a reality TV show. With him playing as the husband. He would have a fake family, and then his wife would see it and she would come running back.
Disney Channel contacted him right away. They loved his idea. Soon he had millions of dollars, and the fakest family he could ask for. But still no amychan. waifu...
now you know the back story to bob duncan. 100% official true. ur welcome. dont cri too haerd. the bob ducan experience.
