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A Smelly Troll Plot

Harold Snozcumber is just an ordinary seven-year-old boy living in Snotchester, until he sees a horrifying troll, called Helenflip Nobbledknees, climb in through his bedroom window.

Helenflip, who is built like a potato filled with rocks and smells like grated rotton turnips smothered with sauce made from skunk trainers, sings a song about making little boys into lasagnes.

Harold tricks the troll into falling out of his window by telling her that there are child-brain burgers outside. He realises that the troll has to be stopped before she eats any more children and sets to work trying to invent a trap.

Meanwhile, in a cave just outside Snotchester, Warwick Donaldsonsnot starts to suspect that eating children is wrong, and grows tired of hunting with his fellow trolls. He decides to live as a vegetarian.

After a brief misunderstanding involving an eyebrow and lashings of ketchup, Harold and Warwick team up to stop the trolls, using a catapult that fires cucumbers. They lure the trolls by creating a big mound of old cringe sonic oc's.

The end

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