Naruto's mask has slowly been cracking, Sasuke loves him and SAKURA HARUNO IS A MOTHER FUCKIN BITCH THAT NEEDS TO BE HIT BY A CAR, RAN OVER BY TWO TRAINS, GO THROUGH A PLAIN ENGINE, GET STOMPED ON BY A HERD OF HORSES AND BURNED ALIVE, AND HER ASHES...
Sasuke's POV We've been waiting for Kakashi for 4 hours now and I've been watching Naruto. Now I don't want you to think anything weird about this but I've been noticing that Naruto has been acting different. STOP, NOPE, CUT IT OUT!! I just said not to think weird about it. But yeah, he's different.
Anyways, look Naruto's eyes are no longer as crystal as they used to, Not that I pay attention to his eyes or anything. His attitude completely changed as well. “Why are you staring?” Naruto spoke behind me and his shadow clone that I was subconsciously staring at without realizing it disappeared. “I was (staring you idiot.) I was thinking”
I'm lying my ass off right now. “Thinking about what?” He asked. Damn he's adorable. “Where Kakashi is for our mission.” I lied. “SASUKEEEEEEEE, CAN WE GO ON A DATE?! And get away from NaruBaka!” The screeching bimbo has arrived. “Hell no.” I walked away and leaned on a tree.
I heard a small chuckle from Naruto and surprisingly, he didn't try to get that date with the Bimbo. “Shut up Naruto!!” I watched as she tried to punch him in the gut, and he did something that would've caused me to choke. He stopped her punch with a hand. “Geez you are annoying” Naruto sighed.
“HAH?” She seemed shook and that's when Kakashi decided to appear. “Sorry I got lost on the path of-” He was cut off but Naruto. “Cut the shit Kakashi.” Naru said bluntly. Even Kakashi was stunned. “Well, our mission is to find and return Tora, a cat.” Kakashi said. “This cat?” Naruto pointed at the cat that was rubbing it self on Naru's legs.
Sakura grabbed the cat and hugged it saying how cute it is. Then it scratched her face and her big as forehead. She screamed and dropped the cat that jumped into Naruto's arms and nuzzled him. “Yes that cat, how long have you had it?” Kakashi asked Naruto. “Lets see. .” Naruto put a finger to his bottom lip in a thinking manor then smiled.
“Iv'e had this can for about, 4 hours or so. If came by earlier then this cat would've already been with it's original owner and the mission would've been complete. Whatever you do before missions should wait till after missions that way you have more time to do whatever is is that you do. Now lets go give Tora in.”
I got up and followed Naruto as he started walking toward the Hokage Tower. “So what happened to you Naruto?” I asked. “Nothing” he replied and just as I was about to say something the walking talking bubble gum came up as well as well as Kakashi. After a bit of time we got to the Hokage Tower.
“Jiji!” Naruto basically kicked the door open. Sarutobi looked up and glared at Naruto who oh so boldly glared back. “YOU IDIOT DON'T GO GLARING AT THE HOKAGE!” Sakubitch yelled and tried to hit Naruto who just kicked her. “Anyways Tora is here, but I'm not sure if She/he (I forgot Tora's Gender) wants to go back to the owner.”
Before Naruto finished what he was gonna say, a fat ugly lady snatched Tora from Naruto, scratching him a little in the process. The lady yelled and squished Tora to her oversized tits and I don't think Tora liked that very much. Tora scratched the female them jumped on my shoulder, calmly walked to my other shoulder the jumped in Naruto's arms again.
“Stupid Hag, you need to shut up loudmouth and hold Tora with care. You can't just scream and quwish Tora to your tits cause Tora isn't gonna wanna stay with you anymore. Secondly you need to clip them fuckin claws.” Naruto wasn't to pleased about this lady.
The lady apologized almost instantly and she asked Naruto to teach her how to hold and take care of Tora. Naruto did what she asked and gave her a makeover and gave her a workout plan. (No offense I'm not fat shaming be anyone so please to hate me for it.)
After that Naruto looked at Sarutobi. “Ok Jiji, you already know what I'm gonna ask so let's get down to it.” Naruto said with his arms crossed. “Naru-” Sarutobi started. “Jiji, do not, I repeat do not give me no bullshit.”;Naruto said. “Fine, but do you at least wanna change first. Ya know, since your mask has fallen” He said and Naruto smiled and ran into the back room.
“Okay so the rest of you guys must be very clueless (Haha Davis references) about what Naruto was talking about.” I nodded and Sakura was about to say something when Kakashi covered her mouth telling her to shush. “Sarutobi what was Naruto talking about?" Kakashi asked.
“Naruto came to me and spoke highly of you all, well except for Haruno. He said that he feels as if Team 7 except for Haruno is ready for a higher ranked mission. He has been coming to me everyday to report about you guys. So I've finally agreed to let you go on a higher ranked mission.” Sarutobi finished.
Just as Hokage finished Naruto walked back in the room.
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I caught a nose bleed without realizing and gave Naruto a thumbs up. He walked up to me with a napkin and started to clean the blood and out of the corner of my eye I could've sworn I saw the Hokage smirking at me.
When he finished he kissed my cheek then looked at the Hokage. “Ok Jiji what mission do we have?” Naruto asked. “An A ranked mission, escorting the bridge builder Tazuna.” Sarutobi said, Then he looked at Sakura. Just as I was about to say something, some old drunk guy walked in. “So these brats are supposed to protect me?” he said.
“You Tazuna, right?” I asked. “Yeah and what of it.?!” he said, and before he could take another sip of Sake🍶, his bottle broke. “We meet up in an hour at the gate. “Kakashi and Haruno, you two stay back. Naruto and Sasuke can I trust you two to complete this mission alone?” Sarutobi asked. “Of course you can Jiji, your talking to me and Sasu ya know” Naruto smiled and I looked at him. “Sasu?” I asked
He blushed a bit and nodded. “Short for Sasuke” He smiled and I almost died. I smirked a bit, making him look away. “Okay, since we don't have to wait for uselessness or Kakashi, we could meet at the gate later on today” Naruto said and he looked at Tazuna who agreed. _________________________________________ 1111 Words #sasunaru
