𝑆𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔 [𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚔𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚒 𝑥 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛] (𝗛𝗶𝗮𝘁𝘂𝘀)

A Ninjutsu Battle of the Sexes!

(^I kid you not that was the headline of the episode 🧍🏽‍♀️)

~𝑌/𝑛 𝑃𝑂𝑉~

Konohamaru Sensei summoned a giant toad, we all gasped. Today outside the Academy, we were learning about to summoning jutsu. "I'll go anywhere for you, Mr. Konohamaru!" the toad said. "As always, thank you, Gamagoro!" Konohamaru Sensei said to the toad. It's amazing how the toad is so fond of Konohamaru, and how it communicates with him with ease.

Almost all the girls in our class ran to Konohamaru, praising him. "Don't you think that's a bit much Sarada?" I asked, turning to her. "You can say that again." she replied, annoyed. "Don't let all this flattery over you go to your head, Big Bro Konohamaru." Boruto said. The girls around Konohamaru glared at Boruto. "Don't make fun of grown-ups! Also, don't call me Big Bro. When we're here call me Sensei!" Konohamaru stated, embarrassed. The girls scolded my brother for being rude to Konohamaru.

I laughed at him. "It's so embarrassing when men have an inferiority complex." Cho Cho said. "Like I said, you've got this all wrong!" Boruto said, nervously. "Anyway, you lose hands down when it comes to substance and looks. So I don't blame you for being jealous." Cho Cho said, smirking. "True, Konohamaru Sensei does make you look inferior, Boruto." I said, giggling.

Boruto then took Konohamaru's scroll, and attempted to do the summoning jutsu. It didn't work. "The jutsu will not activate, unless you first sign your name in the scroll, and enter into a contract with an animal." Shino Sensei stated. Sarada and I sighed. "You're an idiot." Sarada said.

(Me watching the opening like 💃🏽)

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As we went on with the lesson, we were each given a summoning scroll. We were going to start off with something easy, like ninja tools. "Hey Namida, good thing we didn't start with summoning frogs." Wasabi said. "Yes, I can't touch frogs." Namida replied. "Aren't Summoning Animals usually slimy and seriously creepy?" Cho Cho asked. "I think they are." I said, confused. "Reptiles aren't the only things that can be summoned. Lord Third summoned a monkey, and Lord Sixth summoned a dog." Konohamaru said.

"Oh yeah, I think my mom used to summon a weasel." Shikadai said. "I wouldn't mind a dog." Namida said. "A cat would be nice too!" Wasabi said. "I would like a huge cute bird of some sort." I said, smiling. Namida and Wasabi both smiled at me. "A cute animal would be better, huh?" Namida asked, smiling. I nodded, agreeing with her. "You guys! A Summoning Animal isn't a pet. It doesn't matter what it looks like!" Iwabe yelled. I frowned at Iwabe. "It can be ugly, as long as it's strong." Inojin stated. "Then how about a snake? It's cool, and seems strong." Boruto said.

Denki said he wanted a scorpion, Metal wanted a gorilla, and Shikadai wanted a spider. I hate spiders, they creep me out. "Damn it. Bugs and snakes?" Wasabi asked. "A spider? That doesn't sound like a pleasant summoning animal at all." I said, frowning. "Boys this age are so childish." Cho Cho said. "It's no use summoning an animal that seems weak." Boruto said. "Just because it's cute, doesn't mean it's weak Boruto!" I said, angrily. "We're in an age where looking cool counts." Cho Cho said.

Us girls, and the boys started to get into an argument. "You're always causing trouble for us!" Enko shouted. "Well, I think you girls aren't innocent, either. You're always gossiping and wasting your life on silly things." Inojin said. "It's better than what you boys do, sitting around and playing games all day!" I yelled. "Are you serious? Playing games seems much more fun than just gossiping all day." Shikadai said. "Huh? So do you think you're better than us, is that it?!" I asked, angrily. "That's not what I was trying to say!" Shikadai said.

"Our girl talk is completely different from the vulgar things you boys talk about." Cho Cho stated. We all agreed with her. "If we say one thing, you say another. Women are really such a drag." Shikadai said. "What was that Shikadai?" I asked, glaring at him. "I said, you women never listen to what we have to say." Shikadai said. "Well maybe that's because everything that you do say is ignorant!" I said. We both glared at each other, until Sarada came between us. "Anyway, don't do anything childish." Sarada said.