Throughout Palpatine's life, he has always been reliant on one philosophy "The Rule of One" a self-affirming doctrine conceived by dark Sidious, but it appears that Palpatine has been using this Rule of One as part of his sex life.
While Palpatine was studying the dark side of the force and honing his Force abilities, Darth Sidious had tasked him to travel to Naboo for an important mission,
"PALPATINE!, You must venture into Naboo yet again to decimate a Jedi Hideout", Implored Darth Sidious
"Darth Sidious, I will go at once!"
*6 days later*
Palpatine had arrived at Naboo, but secretly Palpatine had other plans
"Finally I'm at Naboo, and it only took 6 days" said Palpatine
"Hmm, i think i still have a few days until i can infiltrate the Jedi hideout, i think ill visit an Old Friend" maliciously said Palpatine
Palpatine had traveled for many miles until he had reached a familiar setting for Palpatine, Jar Jar Bink's Whore house
"Ahh, finally at last, I have reached the Whore house" exclaimed Palpatine
A familiar scent of sweat and cum fill the air around the house, an familiar and arousing smell to reach Palpatine's nose*jar jar binks opens the door*
"MEESA!, if it isn't my old SEX slave, LORD PALPATINE!"
"What made you stop by Lord Palpatine?" said JarJar Binks
"you know what im here for you sexy gungan" smirked Palpatine
JarJar Binks Pulls Lord Palpatine closer, their scent intertwine, causing them both to have an erection, they both smile as they are both gonna have a intense Night in Naboo
They both go inside their most luxurious bedroom, they strip and reveal their huge Penises, Bulging with excitement
"ohm, Lord Palpatine, you've gotten bigger than the last time I've seen you" said JarJar
"Enough talk JarJar its time i show you who's the Sith Lord" said Palpatine
Palpatine's penis becomes one with Jar Jar's Asshole, Palpatine's 11 inch Lightsaber Cock ripped his Butthole to shreds.
"AGHHHHH, YOUR PENIS PALPATINE, ITS SO...... GOOOD" Screamed JARJAR
"oh yeah.. YOU LIKE THAT YOU SLUT GUNGAN, IM GONNA RIDE YOU LIKE THE X-WINGS, GET READY FOR THIS HUGE LOAD"
JarJar thinks to himself
"This sith lord is too self centered on his philosophy, i think its time i show him why they call me the, SEX MACHINE"Suddenly as Palpatine was having the time of his life, JarJar, Snaps, and Takes a hold of Palpatine's, hard but gentle hands, and holds them.
"JARJAR!, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!" exclaimed Palpatine
"ILL SHOW YOU PALPATINE, WHY I OWN SEVERAL WHORE HOUSES" YELLED JARJAR
JarJar Pulls out his mighty 20 Inch vibrating cyborg Cock and shoves it inside of Palpatines Ass, causing immense Pain and Pleasure at the same time.
"AUHGHGAAUG, i.... cant..... spe-"
*Jarjar cuts him off*
"SHUT UP!, Today, I'm Lord, now let me take care of your Cock"
Its midnight, their screams Defean the night, the room filled with hot sweat and creamy Cum, splattered across the room, they have been fucking for 2 days straight, not even stopping once
"OHH,AHH, IM ABOUT TO...., BU-U-U-ST!!!"
"ME TOO DADDY PALPATINE"
Through their combined Love they had Came so much that it rivals even a whale ejaculating
"huff,huff,puff"
"puff, huff, puff"
"What a night... right Palpatine"
"yeah... it reminds me of when we were younger"
*A day later*
"Palpatine do you really have to leave early?" said JarJar
"I'm afraid I must JarJar, I have urgent duties I must attend to" sighed Palpatine
As Palpatine is walking, JarJar reminisces of the time they would have sex for weeks on end
THE END ( i got bored couldnt think of ending)