With the group in their compartment they traded stories about their holidays and what had happened, Sirius lay in Remus' lap looking up at him in awe and admiration as Remus brushed his fingers along his silky black hair.
"So James, you never told us about your holiday." Y/n said putting her legs on his lap.
"Yes i did! you just didn't read your letters, Evans, which i for one, am deeply offended by." James said, she nudged him with her foot and rolled her eyes.
"Shut up, Potter, your guilt trip shan't work on me."
"Twas worth a try."
"Your use of Twa's will not win me over either."
"Twasn't tryin' too, Evans dearest. But it was mostly of Sirius fretting constantly for Moony, aside from that just the usual."
"Did you miss me, love?" Remus asked looking down at Sirius, Sirius blushed a deep crimson red and looked at Remus embarrassed.
"No, shut up James." Sirius said giving a glare to the boy with glasses, simply making him snicker at the boys reaction.
"James, leave the poor sod alone, besides, i don't see you making any progress with my younger sister." Y/n said with a smug smirk folding her arms.
"Now you see, that's different- She is in denial, i mean c'mon, wouldn't wanna be with a fine specimen such as myself?" James said, the god complex kicking in.
"Lily." The four said together.
"No, i mean who really would not want me?"
"Lily."
"Your a bunch of prats." James sulked.
"Look mate, the only other person wouldn't want you is Y/n. Does that help your case?" Remus asked raising an eyebrow.
"Tch, please. Y/n my dear good friend, if given the chance you'd date me too wouldn't you?" James said, Y/n felt her pulse quicken. Well that's gross. She thought. James Potter? Pshh, sounds like bollocks.
"Absolutely," James went to put his hands behind his head with a satisfied smirk. "not. That's bloody weird, your weird. It would be weird."
"Oi, i am not weird and I'm speaking hypothetically here darling, work with me." James said.
"Okay well you are weird and your hypothetically not my type so." Y/n shrugged.
"Well i hypothetically want to go out with you, what do you say?"
"I say your a hypothetical moron." She said giving him an innocent smile.
"Hello hi, i am his Hypothetical wingman and i would be hypothetically thrilled if you gave this hypothetical stud a chance." Sirius chimed in practically leaping from his seat to the one across from him to sit beside James. He put an arm around James' shoulder and pumped his eyebrows at Y/n who returned a joking disgusted look.
"I am her hypothetical body guard, so please hypothetically piss off." Remus also joined in trying to look intimidating, he kind of was, he folded his arms and gave a playful glare at the boys but still made them a bit nervous, well for James, Sirius felt a little hapy to see a dominant side of moony.
"You are hypothetically very attractive, can i have your number?" Sirius asked with a smirk and raised eyebrow.
"Uh, sir i am hypothetically straight and have a wife and 9 kids at home." Remus said making his voice go a bit lower only causing him to chuckle at himself.
"I am his hypothetical wife, so you know, please back it up, hypothetical wingman." Peter said, Remus grabbed Peter's hand and kissed it as if Peter were a princess.
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Troublemaker (James potter x reader)
AcakY/n Evans was Lily Evans older sister, she was the same year as the marauders and got along a bit well, it was a bit awkward though since one of them in particular liked her younger sister, Lily Evans. His name was James Potter, Gryffindor chaser an...
