Proof (Naruto YAOI)

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Welcome to the KakaxOC oneshot titled 'Proof'. I hope you enjoy it! For Lilmininprogress. Let me know what you think!

DISCLAIMER: Kai might be of my own creation but no one else mentioned in this is.

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FANDOM: Naruto 

TITLE: Proof

AUTHOR: slasheRR 

PAIRING: KakaxOC (KakashixOC, yaoi, homosexual love, boyxboy) 

RATING: PG-13 

LEMON/LIME: No lemon/lime, but it gets close! 

WARNINGS: OOC, maybe a bit crackish? Not really any plot, gomen ;/-\;

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   When Naruto assigned me the task of heading to a minor village on the outskirts of Kaze no Kuni to retrieve who he called quite possibly the greatest cryptographer in all of the five lands, even better than Shikamaru (and damn was that saying something because Shikamaru was a fucking genius), I wasn't expecting it to be this kid.

   I arrived in the village an hour or so before sundown four days after I left. I checked in at the gates and they directed me to the village center. It was pretty easy to find, counting on the fact that the village was about three miles wide in all directions and therefore not very big. There, in front of the village center, is when I encounter the cryptographer.

   I don't realize it's him, at first. He is a wafish little thing, after all, a mere five feet and two inches tall and impossibly skinny. His hair is fluffy and flame red, sticking out every which way and flowing down his back like molten lava. It flutters and swishes around him with every movement he makes. A folded over bandana is wrapped around his head like a headband, keeping his bangs from falling in his face. And those eyes- a deep blue like the waters of Kirigakure. All in all, he looked like a delicate little woodland elf from a storybook- and like a child.

   He recognizes me as the person who's taking him to Konoha. So he marches up to me with fire in his eyes and says, jabbing his thin, callused pointer finger towards my chest, "You're late!"

   I raise an eyebrow at him. "And you are...?"

   "The person you're taking back to Konoha, Inoue Kai! Just call me Kai. Now, you... silver hair, natural..." He circles me, an almost predatory look in his eyes, and suddenly I feel like an insect under a microscope. "Relatively tall, covered eye. Strong physique. Hatake Kakashi no Sharingan, son of Hatake Sakumo who failed a mission and later committed seppuku. So some daddy issues. And you were in ANBU, if your posture and physique are anything to judge by. Mix that strict training, avoidance of commitment due to being unwilling to form extremely close personal bonds and a distinct dislike of depending upon someone with the fact you were dead for over half an hour and...you are a very interesting person."

   I blink, unable to speak. He got all of that just within two minutes of meeting me? Huh. Still a brat, though, a brat who was both charming and very, very charismatic. "If you think so," I shrug, keeping my tone level.

   The brat laughs, a high sound that distinctly reminded me of bells. "Oh, I do. Anyway, since it's sundown I figure we'll be staying the night here. This village only has one inn, and rooms have already been arranged. Let's go!" He turns on his booted heel and flounces off, not even bothering to see if I was following. I shake my head in disbelief. What was his problem, and why did I like him?