Kiribaku Mpreg/family fluff one shots

Family

Katsuki and Eijirou had been dating for 5 years and have been married for 7 months. A month or so before the wedding, Katsuki was hit with a fertility quirk. Normally, the quirk would be used on infertile women. It would essentially give them a new, fertile uterus that had no chance of not conciving after sex. But, Katsuki didn't have a uterus to begin with. So after being hit with the quirk, Katsuki Kirishima (Bakugou at the time) had a uterus. It wouldn't be a problem for him, if he had known. What's the problem with having a uterus if it'll go away in a month and won't make you have periods? All he'd have to do is make sure Eijirou was wearing a condom. But he didn't know. He was hit with the quirk while on patrol, but not in a fight with any sort of villain. He was walking up the street with Eijirou when a few fangirls came up to them asking for autographs and pictures. Their relationship was public, had been since highschool, so maybe it was a planned accident. They have assumed that one of the girls had this quirk and when he begrudgingly hugged them for a picture, they used it on him. He vaguely remembered being uncomfortable for the rest of the day but just though he had eaten something bad. That night, like most nights, Katsuki rolled on top of his fiancé in bed and begged for dick. Eijirou, being the same person he is, said yes. They went at it a few times before inevitably falling asleep, unaware of the little being they had just made.

The quirk worked in odd ways, and their baby was conceived over night. Katsuki woke up extremely nauseous and ran to the bathroom to throw up. This happened every morning. Not only did it happen every morning, it happened about every hour. Katsuki would bolt from where he was to the bathroom and hurl up whatever he had last eaten. Along with nausea, his back and hips were in pain. Eijirou cursed himself for not making the other go to the doctor's office. He knew he should, but Katsuki was an adult and whenever he asked if he needed to go to the doctors he would always say he was fine. It had been going on for a month by the day of their wedding. It was the happiest day of their lives, but Katsuki was miserable the whole time. Their friends had somehow convinced him to wear a dress and heels. They'd picked out the dress a few months before the wedding, but because of the baby, Katsuki had gained some weight since then and had a small baby bump. Once again, the quirk worked in odd ways and Katsuki started showing really early. It was a traumatic experience when the dress just barely fit, and his stomach pooched out at the bottom. But Eijirou didn't care at all. He did everything he could to keep Katsuki comfortable. He got him any food he wanted, made sure he had a bowl just in case he couldn't make it to the bathroom. He got him an ice pack for his back, gave him foot rubs, and essentially pampered him the whole day. The next day, after getting yelled at by Katsuki's mom, the two of them went to the doctor's office. When the doctor told them the news, they were overjoyed and terrified. They had been thinking about having kids for a while. They were going to adopt or maybe have one via surrogate, but not for a year or so. But they were so so happy.

Pretty soon after their honeymoon, Eijirou started looking for houses. He'd ask Katuski every night if each house he'd looked at was good. Katsuki said yes every time, but Eijirou wasn't convinced. He would look and look every day for the best house until Katsuki finally got sick of it. He sat him down in the small living room of their apartment and looked at houses with him. He found one he liked more than the others, and told Eijirou that they'd go to the open house in the next few days. They did, and found that it was the perfect house. Perfect for raising their little girl, who they could already tell was going to be very active. She would practically play soccer with Katsuki's organs, kicking and punching all day long. It was tiring as hell for him. After all, she was using his energy to be this active. After buying the house, Katsuki spent most of his day laying down. Whether that be in bed, on the couch, or sometimes even in the middle of the kitchen floor. Katsuki felt a great amount of pity for women that actually wanted to be pregnant because there was no way they were mentally sane if they wanted a child to destroy their insides. Sure, Katsuki loved being pregnant, but their child was a huge fucking brat.