FIERROCHASE

ALEX KILLS ME IN A NEW AND INTERESTING WAY.

MAGNUS

I woke up and started my day by hiding.

Okay let me explain, ever since Blitzen gave me my haircut during our expedition to Jotunheim, Alex hacked it off every time it started to grow out.

I was used to my hair being much wilder and wiry, but Alex took such glee in murdering my blonde locks that it was impossible to tell him no.

It's perfect! Alex said. Now you at least look like you're groomed, but your face is still obscured!

"OH MAAAAAGNUUUS" Alex said "WHEEERE AREEE YOUUU!"

Then a familiar face popped up in front of me.

"THEEERE YOUUU AREEE!" Alex said smirking before he grabbed me by the arm, dragged me onto the bed sat on my waist held me in a headlock and started chopping my hair.

Then the door slight slightly opened and then I heard a voice shout "SHUT UP OAF!" followed by a long line of Gaelic curses.

Ms Keen was at my door, still glaring at Halfborn she said "Hurry Beantown it's Lindworm day, you coming?" Then she looked at us.

With Alex on my back grinning with his garrotte ready to lash out and chop the rest of my hair, and me under him blushing beet root red, hands on his waist trying to get him off me.

She tried not to smile and said "Stop making out and hurry up"

But then she brought out her phone (Yes I know Mallory didn't have phone but just roll with it ;-;)

Took a photo of us then repeated "Stop making out and hurry up"

Alex finished my haircut and we both stood up and then he said "Sorry M.A.K but Magnus is dead and I promised I would wait for him to come back"

"Wait wh-" I said before Alex lashed out his Garroteand decapitated me.