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101 Rules Of Hogwarts:
The 101 Rules of Hogwarts:
* 1. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
* 2. I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz” when being sent to the Headmaster’s office.
* 3. I will not play poker or bridge with Professor Trelawney’s tarot deck.
* 4. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms.”
* 5. I will not draw mustaches, glasses, scars, devil horns, or other paraphernalia on the paintings in Hogwarts while the subjects are sleeping. They do not find it amusing.
* 6. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
* -6b. Neither will I take one out on the new DADA teacher.
* 7. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
* 8. I will not change gravity on the Hogwarts grounds. My fellow students do not need to develop extra muscles and jumping into an orbit is not funny.
* 9. I am not the Wicked Witch of the West.
* -9b. Neither is Professor Umbridge.
* 10. I will not ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
* 11. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order “to see what happens.”
* 12. I will not walk up to a Hufflepuff and ask if he/she is going to huff and puff and blow my house down.
* 13. I will not accept anything edible from a Weasley.
* -13b. Especially if it is offered with a compensation for any damages.
* 14. Hogwarts is not in the flight path of any Muggle airport, and Muggle airplanes cannot crash into Hogwarts. That being the case, there is no need to have first years standing on the spires of Hogwarts waving torches screaming "Go away, go away!!"
* 15. I will not ask for advice from Peeves on how to wreak havoc.
* -15b. This goes for Fred and George, too.
* 16. Making rumors about Harry and Draco's secret love life is not funny and it will stop soon.
* 17. I will not suggest to Fred and George that they invent and sell Anti-Anti-Cheating Charm quills.
* 18. I will not tell first years that the best way to study is to stay up all night balancing your textbook on your head, as gravity will cause the information to sink through the skull and into the brain.
* -18b. Having not done this, I will not stay up all night to laugh at said first years.
* 19. I will not point to Harry Potter’s scar and ask if his Voldy senses are tingling.
