*Changbin's birthday*
Minho: Sooo close your eyes....
Changbin: *Closes eyes*
Minho: Open them.
Changbin: *Open eyes*
Minho: You see that red car over there?
Changbin: OMG YES YES!
Minho: Yeah I got the same color toothbrush for you.
Changbin:....
Changbin: Nonono the car is mine now *drives away ignoring Minho screaming*
Hyunjin: *Coming back from grocery shopping*
Changbin: *Crashes car with Hyunjin*
Changbin: *gets out* OMG I'M SO SORRY
Hyunjin: M-my phone p-please...
Changbin: *Reaches out to Hyunin's phone and hands it to him*
Hyunjin, posting on twitter: YALL LMFAO GUESS WHAT I GOT HIT BY A CAR. *passes out*
Changbin: NOOO DUDE DONT DIE PLEASE WAKE UP! WATER SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE WATER!
Stranger: *gives him water*
Changbin: *Drinks the water* *gulp* ah! *continues shaking Hyunjin* DUDE WAKE UP PLS DONT DIE
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Pls tell me I'm funny I felt so proud writing this
