Pizzas and Parodies

Parody 2

I've tried putting tons of story excerpts in here. From science fiction to fan fiction, none of them are working. But I haven't updated in a while, so I am posting yet another parody. Hope you guys all enjoy.

This is Prank Wars. A parody of the song, Jealous by Nick Jonas.

I know we have never gotten along
We've been keeping clear for so long
I think this is the last straw
It start-ed with a post-it, now its on

When my mouse didn't work
I just knew it was you
I'm planning evil revenge
You can call me obsessed

I have an elab'rate scheme
And I'm ready to go
So saran wrap all your doors
You've started Prank Wars

I put mentos in your coke today
Its gonna blow up in your face
That's right (That's right)
Your turn for Prank Wars

You put a thumb tack on my chair today
Noticed it before I sat
So lame (so lame)
My turn for Prank Wars

I placed your keyboard in some jell-o
I filled your whole office with balloons
And glitter on the ceiling fan, woah
Gave your keys to maintenance man

When my mouse didn't work
I just knew it was you
I'm planning evil revenge
You can call me obsessed

I have an elab'rate scheme
And I'm ready to go
So saran wrap all your doors
You've started Prank Wars

An air horn under my office chair
I watch where I sit
Still lame(still lame)
You're losing Prank Wars

Covered your car in wet cotton balls
And they froze overnight
That's cold (that's cold)
I'm winning Prank Wars

You're the only one invited
Because there's no one else but you
'Cause you know I get excited, yeah
When you go play pranks too

When my mouse didn't work
I just knew it was you
I'm planning evil revenge
You can call me obsessed

I have an elab'rate scheme
And I'm ready to go
So saran wrap all your doors
You've started Prank Wars

I'm sad you didn't try today
I had a good one for your house
So sad (so sad)
You've ended the Prank Wars

And after all the battling
We all know who's won
That's me (that's me)
I have won Prank Wars

Oh (it's me)
I have won Prank Wars
Oh (it's me)
I have won Prank Wars

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A/N- So this song is like super popular right now and lyrically appalling, like literally no content. So I have created this. I linked the acoustic version of the song in recording studio, not the karaoke version, because the song has only drum beat. I tried it multiple times with several different versions and karaoke is impossible. Leave your thoughts in the comments and make sure you vote!