Tokyo Ghoul + Sword Art Online (Tokyo Ghoul Online)

Chapter 1

Chapter 1
(Kirito)

"Link start!"
<<login>>
Username: Fuckboyballsdeep69
Password: ****

I spawned in a pretty dark, sunsetting city. The buildings were really tall and it looked advance in technology.

I started walking through the semi-crowded streets, checking out girls on the way of course. Good thing Asuna isn't playing this game.

"Hey...Um... Ballsdeep69?" I turned around and found a girl. Yes my name is Ballsdeep69.

I looked for her name tag.

<<Sinon>>

"Hi Sinon," I said, trying to look as smooth as possible.
[this is gonna be parody of the death gun case]
"Wow! Your voice is pretty deep for a girl!" She said.
"I'm a guy.."

She blushed and looked away.

"Pervert..."

I flinched my whole body.

"I'm not a pervert!" I yelled.

"Hiehueheueuheheueheehueeheuheehueheheuehheueuehuehue!" I heard an evil laugh somewhere behind me. I quickly turned around.

I saw darth vader dressed guy holding a gun, pointing at some dude. You can't PK in a safe zone...

*bam*

The guy was shot, he also disconnected from the game.

Wait. Don't tell me he's Death Gun!

I searched through my inventory for a weapon.

Yosh. A Branch Stick!!! I went into a fight stance and charged at him.

"HEEEEYAAH!!" I yelled with anger.
"Kirito." Sinon said with a serious voice.

I stopped charging. I turned around to look at Sinon. She was looking at my weapon.

I looked down at my weapon, it looked like an ordinary branch.

"Eh?" I questioned, looking like an idiot.

"Lol. Fag." Death Gun says.

-Death Gun flees-

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GGO Main Building:

-walking together-

"Soo, we need to get you a gun. How much money ya got?" Sinon asked.
"1,000." I said, looking disappointed.

She suddenly stopped and looked to her right. I turned my head to the right and saw the arcade section.

There was a thin field, with a cowboy bot holding a pistol at the end. There was a player that signed up for the game, paid 1,000, then walked into the field.

He started running and then got shot the second he walked into the field.

"Looks fun. I'll try it" I said as I started walking towards the game.

I put my hand on the sensor.

-1,000 §

Then the gates opened. I turned on my hacks and touched the cowboy bot.

+350,000 §

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GGO Main Building's McDonald's:

"Alright, since you're rich, this is the best rifle you can get-" Sinon said as she pointed at a rifle. She then turned around to look at me.

-350,000 §
*insert buying sound effects*
Purchased Pink Stick Sword Of Doom(image on first page)