Tokyo Ghoul + Sword Art Online (Tokyo Ghoul Online)

Chapter 2 2.5

4 weeks later...

(Kirito)

-sigh-

You know? It's kinda bad being single... I can't explore that deep dungeon everyday like I used to.
I took a deep breath into my hands, trying to make it warm. It's so cold out here...

-current temperature: 173 Celsius-

I wanna apologize to Asuna. I still do somewhat like her. I mean, I would just invade her house and steal her money everyday. and then five bodyguards would come out and beat the shit out of me. And I sometimes wonder why her mom doesn't like me... hm. tough question

(Asuna)

--my house--

Maybe Kirito was telling the truth? Probably. Naw, he looked like he was lying.

I got the remote and sat on the couch. I clicked the power to watch TV. I even felt too moody for that.

I let out a sigh of defeat.

I took out my phone and clicked on contacts.

*Door bell rings*

-jump scares-

I got up and opened the door just to see that it was Kirito standing there.

"Hey, I just wanted to let you know, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cheat on you. But you know, no one is perfect." Kirito said in a calm voice.

"I guess you're right. I forgive you. I love you!!" I said with excitement.
"Me too!" He said with a smile.
"What? You can't say I love you back?"
"I said me too! I love me too!" He said with an irritating smirk.
"Wow! You know what, just get out of my face!" I said furiously. I slammed the door half shut, but I stopped halfway and then opened it up again to say one last thing."Have fun finding someone that can put up with you."

Then I slammed the door shut.

(Kirito)

I turned around with a sad face. Her words, echoing in my head.
Have fun finding someone that can put up with you.
Like it just happened yesterday... Wait I mean it just happened today. But I cannot and shall not let things happen this way to my side-chick-hitandrun-#39th-girl.

(Asuna)

"ASUNA!!"
I heard my name coming from my backyard.
Wtff?? Who's calling my name in the backyard? Then I heard my window glass shatter in the back. I got up my chair and walked to my backyard side of the house to see Kirito inside my house. He was standing on top of the all the shattered glass.
He then went up to me and put his hands on my shoulder. He was clearly out of breath and looked like he had something to say to me. I smiled because I know what he's going to say.

"YOU have someone that can put up with You!" He said with an attitude while acting ratchet.
UGHHH! I'm so mad right now.
He then turned around and walked away saying,"2-0 Kirito." And then he started laughing like this,
Hiehueheueuheheueheehueeheuheehueheheuehheueuehuemuhnue

Sounded really strange but whatever. ):

I'm going to tell Yui about this.

I put on my Nervegear.

"Link start!"

Game: ALO

"Mama!" I heard a squeaky voice behind me.
"Stfu u speaker!" I yelled.

I turned around and saw Yui.

"Oh my bad, it's just you Yui."

"Is something wrong?" Yui said with a worried look.
"Well, Kirito started spitting fire at me and I got roasted. I'm more burnt than the KFC fried chickens.

"Wtf? Told ya not ta mess wit dat nigg@ 20 times. So what're you going to do with me now?" Yui said with a deep voice.

I smiled at her and deleted her on my inventory list.

(Kirito)

I got onto my motorbike and withdrew some toilet paper I stuffed in the engine.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I held her cheeks with two hands and kissed her, using the ice cream as protection... or excuse.
The kiss lasted for 30 seconds until all the cream was gone.
I pulled away from her and looked the other way.
Thiiis... is awkward.

"Hehe. Meet you at the beta game!" She said as she ran away.

I entered my house and went for my room. I put on my Nervegear.

"LINK START!"

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Password:fuckmylife69thug

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"Asuna?!" I exclaimed as I saw Asuna on.

Location: Fag Town Square:(329,0)
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I realized she was near me.

I saw a blue haired girl. That was definitely Asuna.

Maybe I should just spawn kill her until she quits. (:<