Random Blogs [1st Time Attempt]

Starting W/ Tarantulas

Nov. 2020:

Sooo.... A blog....

blog /bläɡ/

noun
1. a regularly updated website or web page, typically one run by an individual or small group, that is written in an informal or conversational style.

verb
2. add new material to or regularly update a blog.

I looked up the definition.
Ok. I will write in a conversational style and "update" regularly and randomly.

So, what do you write in a blog?

Tarantulas. Let's kick off my blog thingy by scaring everyone away.

I have had two of those creatures. I love fuzzy spiders. Meaning tarantulas and jumping spiders. And stuffed ones but it's NOT the same.

First one was Aragog, a G. Porteri. She was moody. I touched her once and she rammed into the glass. I got super lucky.

Second was Precious, a G. Rosea.
I took her to school once with the intent of finally picking her up- you know, without parents around to tell me no.
I brought a tarantula to school! That's how people will remember me, right?
"Hey man, you remember that girl who brought a tarantula to school? She was strange." I am. I play with spiders. (And bug people...)
But that day, someone else picked her up in class. He was into scorpions so I let it be. He had it. I didn't. I was the one she'd bite. I was scared of my pet. Aragog's fault. I picked her up eventually. It's so worth it.

Precious was soooo docile and disturbed people. A BIG reason I picked tarantulas as a pet. They bother EVERYONE.

But people not liking them is also the reason I can't get another one.

MOMENTARILY.

I will have tarantulas once again. But nothing bad. My future plan is a colorful pink toe tarantula named Cupcake or something similar...

It's the remote control spiders that will be the problem...

I have issues.

Ok. I've done enough damage for one so-called blog entry. I don't know what I'm doing... Was this horrible? Don't answer that. I'll get better at writing fun blogs. Sorry for my topic decision. I had a spider drawing out so I went with it.

Bye... before I scare more people away.

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Alright. It's the day after I typed this. I swear I published it. I don't think my brain is working.......