Ami-chan presents...
Danganronpa V3 incorrect quotes but I'm doing this while I'm having a mental breakdown! Featuring, Y/n!
(This is just a filler to make up for the time I haven't been updating this book ;-;)
Most of them are unoriginal btw :'D
Enjoy this garbage
⚠️!!Contains Spoilers!!⚠️
*At the mall*
Shuichi, losing Kokichi within the mall:
Excuse me, I lost my friend, may I make an announcement?
Worker:
Sure
Shuichi:
Goodbye, little shit
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Himiko:
What does "Take out" mean?
Kaede:
Taking out food
Tenko:
Going on a date
Maki:
Killing someone
Himiko:
Nyeeh.. so which one is it?
Kokichi:
It could be all of them if you're bold enough
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Korekiyo:
Birthday parties are just yearly rituals for human beings
Ryoma:
Please shut up
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Everyone:
*Gives Kirumi presents*
Kirumi:
It's not my birthday..?
Kaede:
It's for mother's Day!
Kirumi:
I'm not a mom..?
Kokichi:
You're not?
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Shuichi, in a call:
I'm here, where are you?
Rantaro, on the other side of the line:
I'm sitting down
Shuichi:
Sitting down where?
Rantaro:
On a four legged chair
(This was an actual conversation I had irl lmao)
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Kaito:
Shuichi! Come out of the closet!
Shuichi:
I'm gay
Kaito:
Okay– but THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! OPEN UP!
Shuichi:
It all started when I was a child..
Kaito:
No-
Kokichi:
Shh, let him continue
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Rantaro:
Is it just me or is Y/n looking oddly attractive?
Y/n:
Are you sure you're not on drugs?
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Himiko:
I don't consider you as a human
Kokichi:
Well, I guess people do mistake me for a god
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Angie:
What's that rope for? Do you have a dog?
Korekiyo:
No.. but..
*Looks at Shuichi*
(*Love suit hotel intensifies*)
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Angie:
Oranges have the same consistency as human flesh, nyahaha!
Everyone:
.....
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Kaede:
What's the worst pet to have?
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Danganronpa V3 Oneshots/Scenarios (Discontinued)
FanfictionRequests are open! Rules are in the first page ;w; I'm a little strict with reqs but I promise ya'll that I will try my best to make a good oneshot/scenario (Cover pic not mine)
