"HI, SUGAR."
"Suga? You like Bangtan?"
"... What?"
"... Who are you?"
"It's me? We've been phoning three days in a row?"
"Hold on. This is my friend's phone."
"Oh. Can you tell her Boo Bear's phoning?"
"Are you that guy she told me she's phoning?"
"How did she describe me?"
"As a creep, but surprisingly interesting conversation for one. Anyway, you listen to K Pop?"
"Is that a disease?"
"YOU DON'T LIKE K POP?"
"Uh, no."
"I'M HANGING UP, BIATCH."
"WAIT, NO, I LOVE K POP-"
"Look at that. I just got my phone back. You like Korean music?"
"You what what?"
"I can't believe you cheated on me. And with my best friend too. Sniff sniff. See ya."
"What?"
"Chill, I'm phoning back tomorrow."
"Oh, come on. You probably won't even hang u-"
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