"mhm yes" i say as i eat a yummy green gummy bear.
big daddy memeulous looks at me "that is one sexy gummy bear" he said.
i was suddenly very offended and started joyfully dying because i cried so much.
i was in love with him but he loved the gummy bear. i suddenly die and stop breathing because i'm dead but i can hear my girlfriend, memeulous, calling an ambulance.
i wake up in a very smelly room and turn around to see big george memeulous sitting in the chrome orange wall. he jumps out onto my bright purple face and says "let's shag".
i blush, he was so confident. all of a sudden many oranges fall from the sky and one hits my eyeball. it tastes fruity, like meatloaf.
memeulous shyly put his penis in my nose, i moan because he breaks my nostril.
"yes."
he said
"ok"
i said
then we had a firm handshake. his hands smelled like eggy mayonase.
the end
