My Beloved Bot -Dank Memer x Mudae that turns into Mudae x NotSoBot

dank memer's death (haH NOOB)

(big thanks to @nijilott for helping me with this first paragraph) 

Two weeks later, Dank proposed. It was so beautiful, at the back of an old Taco Bell. The cracks in the walls added to the romantic vibe. It was at 1am with a ringpop. One month later we were at the wedding, an old church. Everyone was in their pews, and Marriage bot was officiating the wedding. As I walk down the aisle, with Tastu bot on my arm the Howls Moving Castle theme plays. I reach the alter and the wedding starts...

"Now you may kiss the bride," says Marrige Bot. I look up at Dank and smile. He smiles back at me and I blush, once again. Dank pulls me into him and closes the gap between our lips. The guests cheer in the background. At the afterparty, Dank comes toward me. 

"I love you Mudae," he tells me once again. 

 "I love you too Dank." I reply. Then I pass out from doing too much alcohol and fall gracefully into his arms. When I come to, I'm sitting in the backseat of Dank's car. I yawn, and notice Dank in the front. I'm still in my wedding dress, but it seems Dank had changed. 

 "You've finally woken up, my beautiful wife. (OH GOD THAT WAS SO CRINGYUFCUFKCUFKC) 

"What time is it?" I ask him. 

He pulls out his phone. "It's 10am, you've been passed out for a while," he says. 

I blush. "Sorry about that."He leans back and faces me. 

"It's ok," and smiles. I pull my face closer to his. 

We get closer and closer until...We're interrupted by someone knocking on the window. It's our friend, NotSoBot. I expect them to be happy, but instead, they're bright red and furious.

 "So, is that what your'e doing in your free time Dank? Being with other girls?" they exclaim. I look confused. 

"Other girls?" I ask "I̶'̶m̶ ̶n̶O̶t̶ ̶l̶I̶k̶E̶ ̶o̶T̶h̶E̶r̶ ̶G̶i̶R̶l̶S̶ I'm his wife? We got married yesterday, actually." 

"Well, maybe you should know that your 'husband' proposed to me yesterday," says NotSoBot. I'm confused again. 

"Dank? Do you know anything about this?" I ask Dank.

He looks worried. "N-no, Mudae, I don't know what NotSoBot is talking about,,,?" he stutters. 

NotSoBot looks mad. Actually, scratch that. NotSoBot looks furious. 

"Don't lie Dank, unless you want me to show the pictures." 

 Dank looks less worried now. Instead, pure horrid on his face takes it's place. 

 "W-wait nO NotSoBot please don't show the p-pictures I can explain, just give me a second." he stutters again. 

 Now, I'm also mad. "Dank? Have you been cheating on me with NotSoBot?" I ask him, while taking off one of my shoes just incase I have to beat him to death later. 

"N-no..." he says. 

"Wait." NotSoBot says. "Have you been cheating on me with Mudae?" they ask. 

I can also see them taking their belt off, presumably incase they have to beat Dank to death as well.Dank starts shaking. 

"Woah-h calm down guys, I-I can explain" he mutters. "Well, I may have been seeing both of you at the same time... But but don't hate me, I just wanted a variety..." 

But it's too late. NotSoBot and I are already hitting him with my shoe, and slapping him with their belt. Dank screams in agony and pain. 

 "MAHAHHAUAHAHAH" me and NotSoBot scream out in happiness. "FEEEEL THE PAIN NOOOB FEEL THE PAINN"

Once we're done killing Dank, I get out of the car. Suddenly, I notice how cute NotSoBot looks. I smile at them, and they smile back. 

"Well, that was fun, wasn't it?" they ask me. 

I laugh a little. "Yep, it sure was," 

 We start to walk away from the scene of the crime, when we hear a faint gasp. 

 "Mudae, wait. Please, let me tell you something before you go." 

I turn around. "Mudae, y-you're pregnant." he gasps. 

"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!??!" I exclaim, but when I reach the car again, Dank is already dead. 

"I-I'm pregnant," I say, my voice weak. 

 "It's ok Mudae," I'll help you with the baby." they say. 

"Thanks, NotSoBot." 

"Oh, also, you can call me Notso :D" 

I smile at them again, and they smile back. 

 At the doctors, we both wait impatiently for the pregnancy test results. (YES I KNOW IT ISN'T POSSIBLE FOR PREGNANCY TESTS TO BE LIKE HOW THEY ARE IN THE STORY BUT WE CAN IGNORE THAT :DDD) When the doctor comes out to the waiting room, we both stand up. (wAs ThaT a JoJo ReFrEnCE) 

"I have the test results, here you go." The doctor says while handing us a sheet of paper clipped onto a clipboard. 

I run my eyes down the sheet until I find the parents. But instead of the other parent being Dank, like I thought it was, it was actually Notso.

I looked at them, surprised. They looked back, equally as surprised. 

 "It's ok Mudae, I won't leave like Dank did." they reassured me. 

"Well, technically, he didn't leave, we just killed him, but same difference I guess." I smiled. 

 The doctor, still standing in front of us looks very concerned. 

"Well, thank you doctor," I say. "We'll be on our way now."  

Notso and I leave the doctor's office. 

 "So, what do you think we should do?" asks Notso. 

"Well, I think we should take care of our going-to-be born child." I say. 

"Of course," they reply. Suddenly, they pull me into a hug. "Thank's for being my partner in crime," they tell me. 

 I tense up, surprised by the physical contact, but relax after. "No, problem, Notso." Together, we walk towards the sunset to start our new journey.