quackity oneshots<3

looking after you.

😳why y'all reading this

"Why do I always have to look after you? Can't you do the same?"

"I didn't ask for you, did I?"

"Whatever, after what happened to you at the party, you kinda owe me the same energy"

"What? Just cause I was almost kissed? That wasn't the problem Alex, you're the problem"

"whaat? what do you mean by thaat?"
"You're jealous"

"Do whatever you want, I don't care I don't care, just be prepared idiot"
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"I got your message last night, you didn't get mine because you've been calling me for days"
...

"What? You're annoyed now, so you cover you're ears?"

"I cant hear you y/n"
"Fine keep that same energyyy"

"Uh why did you grab my hand?"
"Why not? I like the way it feels in my hand alex"

"What? Did I say something? Stop staring Alex!"

"No you just have stuff in you're hair, because you use suave. 5 in one."

"Yeah? And you use head and shoulders, why do you always wear that beanie anyways?"

"That's my nindo. My ninja way."

"Is that from fucking Naruto?"

"Yeah. Wanna have like a sleepover like we used to always do?"

"yeah, we need like food or something though, all you got is milk and a bunch of other expired shit, wanna go to Walmart?"

"No I'm feeling fancy let's go to Target y/n"

"Uh.. don't smile like that"

"What why? What's wrong with my smile y/n!"

~

"Taréj"

"You sound like a suburban white mom Alex"

"Well get a cart!"

"Uhh I wanna push the cart?"
"No get at the very bottom Alexandra, and lay down I'll push the cart"

"Doritos? Or hot Cheetos, Alexandra?"

"What stop calling me that. Cheeto."

"Ooh oreos, pick those out y/n"

"Marshmallows"
"Ew no, those are awful"

"can we get cheese sticks y/n"
"Ew fucks no. Who eats those?"

"Okay we're ready to check out"

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"Can we watch a fucking movie already Alex?"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm getting my cheese sticks. By peeling all of them. All 24."

"I can't believe I agreed to buy you those rotten little things"

"Hey hey, don't be rude. And go get us blankets"

"As you wishhh"

"Wanna watch the movie carrie?"
"The one with the pig blood dress?"
"Mhm"
"Yeahhh"

"This movie is really scary but you're into it so I'm trying not to cover my face the whole time, but WAIT WHATS THA-"
I said covering myself into Alex's sleeve.

"shh it's almost over, yeah carries mom is freaky"

"Wait don't pull away y/n... not yet"

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"That movie was ehhh but Carrie is fine"

"Gahh why is you're bed full of crumbs?"

"oH you wanted to swleep w-w-ith mweee?"
"uh, I'll sleep on the couch"
"No. I want you to sleep with me, but you always hog the fucking blanket"

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"Oh you're asleep already y/n?"
"No. Almost"
"You know, I think I kinda love you, yeah I do love. You"

"You got any evidence to support you're statement?"

"Just kiddding, love you to, I'll be looking after you."

AWW OMG WAIT THIS ONE IS RLLY KEWT
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TY FOR REWDING THESEE<33