What if? (Corpsekkuno ff)

•06: Oh hey, this isn't a Toastkkuno•

-Their Conversation-

"I have something to tell you, Toast" then Sykkuno dragged Toast behind a tree and said "Can I be honest to you?"

"Okay.." Toast said in confusion and Sykkuno was like fidgeting.

Sykkuno gulped and said "Uuh I have a very weird disorder...and I had it since I was a child." He sighed and continued ".. the thought of lying makes me puke."

"Oh okay, tell me more about it.. was it voluntary or not?" Toast asked and Corpse was behind them but they didn't noticed him.

He took off his pants and started to pee because he didn't noticed them too.

"Is that so..? Uuh.. do you want me to like you back?" He questioned to Sykkuno while trying to get him puke and Corpse was still there.

He got scared and almost jumped off. They didn't heard that. He peek a little and saw a fidgeting that he thought was cute. It made his thing go up and his face reddened.

"Uuh it depends.." Sykkuno replied in a cute way and Corpse doesn't really care about their conversation.

"Damn, I should think of better question. Have ever had a wet dream about me?" Toast asked without hesitation which made Sykkuno blushed a little.

"No.. of course not.." then he immediately ran towards to a tree and puke.

Corpse came out, half naked and asked Toast "Did he just lie? Sorry but I heard your conversation. Well did I misheard? I thought  it was another person? Sorry I have impaired hearing. I have cold."

Toast furrowed his brows and said "Corpse, you should stay away from me because you have cold."

"That's coldist!" Corpse said jokingly in his deep voice.

Sykkuno faced them and the first thing he saw was Corpse's thing. Toast looked down as soon as Sykkuno glanced at it.

"Oh my, that's a very long thing Corpse. How many inches is that?" He asked then he quickly remembered something "I bet Jodi is imagining things at the moment."