The air somehow feels heavier this time a year. People getting ready for school, the depression, the excitement of the besties getting together for shooping. And me, eating a big fat juicy steak with lots of onions and garlic sauce because, im a eating freak.
-Hanna, you're gonna get fat as a cow.
-Well then, lets pray for that.
Yeah, the one that called me Hanna is my guardian Liz. She's been taking care of me since, "the accident". Liz says that my parents were killed by a bear...in Canada. Although is a stupid-ass storie, I know what really happened. My parents needed money, the found it at a terrible place, mafia dudes started to chase them and BOOM, they got killed. I was 2 when that happend so i didn't have the opportunity to know my parents. Wich I say its good because I didn't know them that well, so I don't suffer that much. Liz was my mothers best friend, and now, she took me as her own. People say we look alike, but like, hell no. Liz has blonde hair and a fake tan. If I didn't knew her, I would probably say that she is a total b*tch. Wich she is. Right now I'm 17, going to start 10th grade tomorrow because I didn't go to school for 2 years. Liz is 38 years old and she looks like she is on her 20's. She is what you can call, a POPULAR GIRL in her times, and right now too. She and my mother. They were the envy of every girl in their school days. Liz was the boy-lover and the confident one and my mom was the shy-beauty. But the confidence Liz had ended 15 years ago when my mother died. Now, its slowly coming back and Im making sure it does. It's really hard for her, and for me, everytime she remembers my mother. Her sadness becomes mine. I can feel the emptiness in her heart that I have been slowly filling up with my most caring love. Well, weird caring love.
-Hanna, go take a bath you piggie and get to bed early.Tomorrow is your first day of school and I don't want you to be late.
-I'm not making promises.
Liz rolls her eyes at me and I smirk at her. We have this strong weird friend-ship that has been past from my mother, to me.
-Oh and Hanna, do me a favor and stay away from the neighbors mind.
Minds? Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. I can read freaking minds, and it sucks. Hearing the thoughts of your all time mother having sex with her yoga instructor its NOT COOL!. But anyways, I got my self cleaned up and ready for my all time lover. MY BED! Me and him have a very serious relationship. Im in love with him and believe me, he is in love with me.
-Hey bae, did you miss me? Oh, hahaha stop it, you make me blush. What was that? You want to k-k-kiss? Oh, I can't, we mustn't.... Well, ok. But just a good night kiss.
When I was about to seriously make-out with my boyfriend(my bed), I heard something from afar.
-This is some good stuff man. I wish I had something big right now. Like a huge black di-
OKEEEY, GUAT DAA FAAAQ!? When I looked out my window, I got surprise of what I saw. The neighbor's daughter was on my back-yard... smoking weed.
-That little HOE!
I got out of bed, stomped the fuq out of the floor and I filled a bucket with water.I stepped outside, to my back yard, where that little wench was smoking and thinking about fucking a black guy. Without thinking, I threw the water inside the bucket at her....and then the bucket itself making a huge-ass bump in her forehead. She looked at me with this stupid-ass look and I shouted:
-Listen here you lil' shit. I don't know you and believe me, you don't wanna know me. But if I see you doing this shit again IN MY BACK YARD to see fu**ing unicorns, I will hunt down that rainbow eating beast, I will cut it's torny horn and i will stab the fu*k out of you ,and then, imma make you taste the rainbow. UNDERSTOOD?
The girls face was priceless. And I noticed that she literally mind-pictured me stabing her with a unicorn horn wich, it was hilarious. She was so shocked that the weed inside her lungs flew out of her nose and she ran, almost crawling , dissappearing into the bushes. Like, da fuq, she looked like she was 15 or so with long blue-black straight hair, white-ass skin and dark green eyes. She looked like a fu*king gothic trouble maker. And she is. I relaxed my self and got to my room. I brushed my red almost-curly hair and, staring at my redish-brown eyes in the mirror I said to myself:
-I know you dont have a conscious, but, tomorrow you will be in a new school so:
Rule1: Don't tell people your secret
Rule2: Don't fall in love
Rule3: Don't get noticed
And the most important one of all,
Rule4: Try not to kill somebody
I finished my hair and I went to sleep. But then I heard a familiar voice:
-That Bi*ch
That was the voice of the neighbor's daughter. She was thinking of doing it againg but my words kept echoing in her head. So I made one last rule.
-Rule5: Make that bi*ch's life a living unicorn hell.
I fell asleep with a evil-ass smirk and everything went dark.
In the darkness I heard a voice. A boy's voice. He was screaming at me "I know your secret" "You're a freak" I saw a light there, and I went to it. There was a boy about my age. I knew that boy, but where? He just kept screaming at me and calling me a freak. Does he know my secret? This is really strange. When I could finally realize that this was a dream, a raised my hand. The boy looked surprised and tild his head to a side. Then I remember who he was, Tim. He is the reason why I haven't gone to those 2 years. He is my terrible past. A past I didn't want to remember, but I did. I forced my self forget again, like I did last time, and just when everything was going black I did what I had to do. I stuck my middle finger out:
-Know what this is? This is the finger I used to fuck your girl! WOOOOAAAAAAH!!!!
And yeah...I pretty much forgot who he was. Later on I founded my self gasping for air. My face was as hot as Brat Pit. Like seriously, Im about to die right now. I can't breath dammit! There, I hear Liz voice:
-WAKE UP YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SEMEN!
I woke up to find Liz's GINORMOUS breast on my face.
-GET THOSE SILICON BALLS OFF MY FACE!
I pushed her to the floor and looked at the clock. It was 6:05am and I just had my first dying expirience...Of the day. Liz started laughing and said:
-Wake up sugar-sugar. Today your gonna meet new friend and new BOY friends *bitchy scream*, make sure your "friends" have cuute fathers okeey!
She ran to the kitchen to make me some breakfast and I sigh. This is gonna be a weird day.
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New Beginning, Same ending
HumorThis is a normal high-school story where a new transfer student(Hanna) tries to survive this new high-school life. Exept for the fact that...The little voice iside our heads that says "Don't do it"... yeah, she doesn't have it. Oh, and she can read...
