So last school year I had this really weird World History teacher. One day, before the bell ring, one of my best guy friend walks into the class to give me one of my things and he stays for a bit to talk. So afterwards the teachers says "so he's your friend?" In a really suggestive way. Like the way relatives talk when they ask about a friend they think you're dating. My reply, in deadpan, was "I'm gay." I hate myself. That was so embarrassing.
