I got out the shower and put lotion on me and I wore a long white t - shirt with some long gray socks and I ran and slid around the kitchen grabbing the remote acting like its a microphone and I started singing {WAP} and I turned it all the way up because that's my fave song and its been stuck in my head ever since it came out. I made it to my kitchen and started fixing me some noodles cuz ts fye ash
I said certified freak , 7 days a week , wet ass pussy , make that pull out game weak AH yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah yeah you fucking with some wet ass pussy , get a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy. Beat it up nigga catch a charge , extra large and extra hard , put this pussy right in yo face , swipe yo nose like a credit card
My noodles was done and I sat on the couch and turned on the tv when I got a phone call and I looked at the caller ID and saw it was Tyrell. I groaned and answered the phone mad
What - me
Girl what's wrong with you - Tyrell
You interrupted me while I was trying to eat - Me
Ask me do I gaf - Tyrell
I know you don't but what you want - Me
I'm coming over there - Tyrell
Nigga no I'm tryna eat in piece - Me
Again...ask me do I gaf - Tyrell
And after that , he hung up. I groaned sliding down the couch sitting on the floor mad because I wanted to eat in peace but no tyrell just invited himself over here without my permission. I got up and dumped the noodles in the garbage and I went back in the living room watching tv
DING - DONG
I got up and swung the door open making the door hit me in the face
"FUCK" I said holding my forehead
Dumbass " Tyrell said laughing
"Fuck up" I said slamming the door
"Damn calm down" Tyrell said
"Again...fuck up" I said
"Whatever and why tf you got them long ass socks on" Tyrell asked me
"Because these are MY socks" I said
"Nigga its not even cold outside" Tyrell said
"Ask me do I gaf" I said
"Stop stealing my shit" Tyrell said
"Fuck up" I said
"That's yo favorite word ainnit" Tyrell asked me
"Nawl" I said
"Mmcht but anyways what you got to eat" Tyrell asked me going into the kitchen
"Nigga get out my damn kitchen" I said
"I'm good" Tyrell said
I sat down on the couch and I got a phone call from the gc that me , Khloe , and Maria are in
Bitch We Bussin😫🌸 is calling
Wazzzzzzup - Maria
Tf you want - Khloe
