Yeet Squad x reader one shots

Eddie x Reader

You are Y/N (your name), you were in the army for 10 years aaand begin! FLUFF

Y/N pov

It was the first day back since 10 years in the British Army. And he just had to message me right the minute I got out. I was desperate for a  Starbucks so I typed a quick "Henlo again" and turned the phone off. My car was parked in front of the base, it was a Volkswagen Amarok (a pick up truck.).
* time skip brought to you by my syndrome *
I was finally at the drive-through so I ordered a cookies and cream Frappuccino with extra cream. It was the sugary thing that I needed. I re-checked my phone to see I had 29 unread messages.
Y/N- you.   E-Eddie.
E: hi hi hi hi hi
E: Aren't you gonna reply pendejo?
E: Hoes mad!
E: Y/N? You there?
E: did the army kill you?
E: ok then imma go now
Y/N: A la mierde
E: .
E: ok den
Y/N: I didn't mean it. I haven't slept well in a week
To be honest, I was thinking about the boys. Mainly Eddie. I loved how he would randomly scream Spanish at us when he was mad, that wasn't just in the skits! He- I felt myself blush, at least there was no one there. My flight would be leaving in 3 hours, so I put the airport address into the sat-nav and went.
* time skip brought to you by the SCP foundation *

I was finally there, and just in time for my flight. We took off and I stared out the window for an hour or so, then listening to music for the rest of the journey.

Eddie's pov

I was waiting forever when I heard the signature:
"Hey, cherry blossom! How ya doin!"

I turned around to see Y/N still in her military suit. I ran to her for a hug, and it turns out she's taller than me! We stayed in the hug for a while, until Josh shouted at us. She screamed Japanese while I screamed Spanish:
"Anata ga sō suranara anata wu shinde iru!"
"A la mierde, pendejo!"

It was a fun little reunion until BFFR ( fuck face/Mully) decided to drive to a bar. I instantly ordered tequila, and so did Y/N.

Y/N pov:

Eddie looked surprised when I ordered tequila too, he didn't know I love it. When it finally came, we had a chugging contest. I won them immediately threw up and ran to the toilets.
I kept on throwing up so much that my insides hurt badly. I also didn't hear a person come in to the bathrooms. I wondered if I went into the wrong gender, but there were no gender specific bathrooms in this place. When I finally stopped I felt someone give me a hug. I washed my face, turned around and saw Eddie. We kissed, a sweet short one, and we heard a laugh. It turns out Mully was recording us. We didn't care, and I sat next to him on the way back. Once in the house, we collapsed on the couch and cuddled until we fell asleep.

A la mierde means fuck off
Anata ga sō suranara anata wu shinde iru means if you do that your dead
Or something like that
PS- anime meinu means anime bitch
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