TW Sewerslide
Burrito Billy was abandoned as a teenager. Burrito Billy was kicked out of "Taco Bell" at age 18. Taco Bell was the only place Billy could call "home". Home is supposed to be an enjoyable, happy place where you can live, laugh, and learn; but why didn't Burrito Billy feel this way about Taco Bell. The memories of the owner of his Taco Bell, the monster himself; Glen Bell remains a part of him forever.
The memories of his childhood at Taco Bell were fuzzy. It's not like he wanted to remember them anyway. Burrito Billy walked along the shoreline. He contemplated suicide. Burrito Billy fell slowly at first, then faster. He splashed into the water. Billy closed his eyes, he was finally free; he felt at peace. All of a sudden he was pulled out of the water. Still groggy from his attempt he looks up. He sees a gorgeous woman, "what the fuck" he thinks. He gurgles "Why would you save me". The beautiful woman looks at him "You were floating the fucking river dying, what the hell were you even doing in there?!" I /was/ trying to commit suicide. Until you showed up" he spat. The beautiful woman rolled her eyes "Nice to meet you too. My name is Mia, what's yours?". He looked at the beautiful woman called Mia "Burrito, Burrito Billy" he said. "Nice to meet you Burrito Billy" Mia smiled.
