Hogwarts Gets Wi-Fi

Text Between Harry and Voldemort

Voldemort: DIE!!!

Harry: lol

Voldemort: dude can I seriously just have sec to talk

Harry: sure bra. Whatevs

Voldemort: I've been having serious gork problems

Harry: gork?

Voldemort: sorry dude auto correct

Harry: np

Voldemort: sooo........

Harry: oh ya. You see girls like me because I'm me soo like totally ya

Voldemort: thanks dude

Harry: yaa. Gtg I have to go kill you now

Voldemort: k! bi

Harry: bi

(Picture: randomness)

Short and cheesy!!!!!