|| please don't take any of this seriously this entire story is just a random ass story i made up in my head about my friends 😘 ||
3rd person pov 👅
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"Your times up Bakana, have any last words 🔫" "I ain't never seen two pretty best friends 😟" Hannnimamanakandyua brutally murders Bakana and eats her flesh when she realizes it smells like a simps body 😦😦😦. Hannnimamanakandyua runs away from the crime scene before Bakana's fiancé or whatever comes back.
bakanana has the random ability to respawn
"bakana do you wish to respawn?" asked the healvenh goddess of minecraft. "yes 👹😂" "but do you know about the consequences?" "what are the ✨consequences ✨" asked bakananananansnnananab "ummmmmm..." the goddess stood there "you'll see bakana you'll see 🌝" replied the goddess. "hm o k."
with MAGIC the goddess snapped her fingers sending bakana back to earth, respawning her 😱
Bakana wakes up in the hospital bed, "woah" she looks around realizing she's missing an arm. Bakana's RIGHT arm was amputated, meaning as she couldn't write or do anything anymore until she learned how to be left handed. Marijaeua looks to Bakana, "your awake HAHhshaahhhahsha so how are you feeling? 😂"
As the Yarichin theme plays in the backroom of Bakana's roomBakana replies with "great bby so wanna fuck🤪" (this was back when the theme was funny dont kill me pls)
Marijaeua blushes violently 😳😡, "b-but wouldn't the nurses and patients hear us?!!"Bakana replies, "not if i tape your mouth "Marijaeua tries to make up an excuse once more, "i- but-" Marijaeua proceeds to punch Bakana in the face knocking her out cold
She proceeds to snap her ankles so she wouldn't be able to chase herAs Marijaeua finishes her crime, she grabs her bag and jumps out the window (mind you bakana's room was on the 6th floor" Marijaeua gasps as she breaks an ankle but proceeds to endure the pain since she's a masochist and giggles She runs awsay to the nearest orphanage and proceeds to cause a mass murder amongst the kids smirking the entire time. 😏
Bakana wakes up 69 hours later "what the fuck"the nurse looks over to her and slaps her across the eyeball (bakana's been through so much at this point)"WE ARE A CHRISTIAN FAMILY HERE GGRRRRRR 😡😡😡" "what am i still doing here?" bakana suspiciously asks as she just remembered asking her fiancE to do the precious deed 😩 the nurse stares at her very very very very very very very very veyr very annoyed
"yoiu've blost your fiance and your arm and possibly your eyesight in one of your eyes, but don't worry sweet bby cakes we are here to treat you because we all need money because uuhhh the goverment says or something anyways you should be good in about a month"bakana is left with a blank expressionin thoughts (or something i dont know at this point ❤️) : but what about my deeddd man 😒🙄 bakana is very horny for her fiance at this point she then realizes this mightve been the consequences for respawningflippityflappityshitnugget , bakana has many regrets of respawning back at minecrtaft heaven she had her non existant fiance and an armbut back here i have nOTHING NOTHING "oh cricKet- i forgot your ankles are bro-"the nurse gasps as she sees bakana get up and jump out the already broken window hoping to find h o p e- imean- happiness!!!"I WILL FIND YOU MARIJAEUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
the nurse calls for backup "AYO THERES A RABID PATIENT THAT JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW"as 420 nurses pour out of the hospital looking for bakana, bakana was too busy looking for marijaeua by pulling her self with her left arm as her ankles are broken af from marijaeua and missing her right arm because of her terrible lucksomehow bakana pulls through to the forest due to the power of FRIE- love
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marijaeua was too busy violently murdering babies and children under the age of 232432 years old like the sadistic fuck she iscovered in blood, she thought to herself, maybe she should've left a note for bakana so she doesn't follow her, as if bakana could even find her 🙄
marijaeua soon realized she lost feelings for the girl.. is it because of the arm thing?
(maybe but we'll never know until the endbecause we need plot in this story)
uhhohrightas marijaeua finished off the last child she went to the toilet to rinse her face off because she wanted to see her smile again 😌 without blood because that just ruins the mood She NEEDED to see her shiny golden pirate ass looking teeth w/o blood so she could post on her story with the caption of "just murdered an entire town full of children 😗 "
she thought about it but then realized she still had Bakana added so she blocked hershe didn't wnat her love of her life- wait what 🙀
marijaeua passionately blushed and grabbed her chestwere this all because of fake feelings or the feeling of frie- love????????
goddamnit feelings are too hard in this world🖕 she bent down and sobbed her feelings out till she felt better 😼 she got back up and blocked bakana.filled with guilt, she looked in the mirror and looked back to her memories with bakanashe lost her mind.
(can this fucking ad stop popping up and just let me play this music)marijaeua swiftly sister snatched her murder weapon and dashed to the nearest exit"I WILL FIND YOU BAKANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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it was ( i just popped my neck beautifully) getting very dark out and banana needed to find a place to rest as she was literally hanging off a piece of dead hair at this point she found a pond- wait no river- wait no a waterfall, no A SANCTUARY, a very magical one in fact she fell in place in the water and layed there to rest as she did, she thought back to the times where she was happy with marijuana bakana let a s i n g l e tear down her face 😿 very dramatically it was such an emotional scene that the minecraft goddess jumped out of the bush near her
"eH- wAhT?!!!!1!!!" bakana was very confused as she thought the goddess couldn't come to earth
"dear Bakana Pp, i grant you healing." the goddess spoke with quivering lips and smooched bakana's head and healed her wounds and causing bakana's arm to grow back "but- didn't you say i had to face consequences, didn't i alreeady had to go through so much 😡"
bakana was very upset as she went through so much trauma for nothing "there's something larger coming for you, but i just thought i should help you in a way as what's coming will affect you very harshly and i didn't want your life to be so cruel."
bakana looked down to her shoes and started to break down. "...is there a way for you to erase this trauma, i just- i just can't live with this much pain.. especially when i have to find her!!"
the goddess gasped in terror as the sparkle in her eyes faded away, "there is a way.. but it'll twist the future and what will happen will be even worse."
"PLEASE DO ERASE IT, I FEEL SO ABUSED AND GUILTY FOR LETTING HER GO!! PLEASE JUST LET THESE FEELINGS AND MEMORIES GO AWAY PLEASE I- I CAN'T ANYMORE I LOVED HER SO MUCH AND SHE'S GONE, I WANTED HER TO STAY WHEN I ASKED HER THAT QUESTION, I MEANT- I.. I just love her."
"which is why i need you to help me and erase those memories so i can carry on"
the goddess looked up to bakana and nodded."alright then, step up in front of me and-" she punched her into the water to leave her to drown there as her memories needed to be spread out so it'll work fully because thats how my logic works in stories
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marijaeua's pov??
with her bloody weapon in her mouth, she was running to her cottage (aka where she lived)when she reached her home marijaeua realized it was 2 am and she needed to shower and throw away the evidence before anyone could find her and expose her life's workMarijaeua was actually a serial killer known as Lairuahs
Whenever Marijaeua was out, Bakana thought she was just doing regular things like buying food LIKE A REGULAR HUMAN BEING WOULD DO or something not out commiting illegal acts
And Marijaeua knew that which is the reason she hid her secret from her, she didn't want to ruin her love with Bakana, she liked her dearly
When Marijaeua came out of the shower dressed in her PJ's she layed in bed and thought about those times her and Bakana layed out in the grass and looked at the stars together. it was so romantic and sweet, marijaeua decided to stop thinking about the past and forced her self to sleep (this song sounds so nice with whats happening rn)
When she woke up, she felt very relaxed, forgetting all of what she thought about the night beforeMarijaeua yawned and go up to run to her living room and turned on the TV to check to see if her piece of art she did yesterday got on the news
She squealed and focused all her attention on what the newsreporters have to say about her creationMarijaeua felt very underwhelmed to what their reactions were, she expected more feelings out of them
She sighed and got mad at herself for having her hopes set to high and proceeded to walk over to her small but adorable kitchen to grab some pudding for the morningMarijaeua checked her notifications and saw-
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hot delicious heartbroken of love 😻😻😻
Romancea very seggsy and bloody story of two lovers who are going through a rough time of their relationship 🤨🤨
