Babadook x Reader Oneshots

Wet Ass Bababussy

I was in the kitchen cleaning with my bucket and my mop. 

I felt a chill down my spine. Then.... I heard a faint sound....

'dooks in this house... There's some 'dooks in this house...

I followed the sound down to the basement where I discovered, to my horror, the Babadook throwing it back. 

"I said certified 'dook. You ripped up my book.

Now this wet ass Bababussy finna have your ass shook.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah you fucking with some Bababussy.

Put down your bucket and your mop for this Bababussy.

Gimme everything you got for this Bababussy."

As the Babadook spat flames his wet ass Bababussy began to flood the room.

I then drowned and died.

THE END