Haikyuu Boyfriend Scenarios

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕦𝕪𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝟙𝟘𝟘𝟘 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝

Before we start the chapter thank you guys for reading this story. I really didn't expect 1000 and more people to read this. So thank you, guys.

𝕂𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕤𝕦𝕟𝕠

𝕊𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕞𝕦𝕣𝕒 𝔻𝕒𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚

-Daichi: And what do we say when we feel like this.

-Y/N: Less depressy more progressy.

Daichi- Baby please no.

𝕂𝕠𝕤𝕙𝕚 𝕊𝕦𝕘𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕒

-Someone: Wow you're so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well.

-Y/N: Thanks I made this one special for you.

-Sugawara: Sugar No.

𝔸𝕫𝕦𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝔸𝕤𝕒𝕙𝕚

-Asahi and Y/N: Yeah we are both so tough.

-Y/N:[gets scared by text notifications when they're too loud.]

-Asahi:[easily startled when people tap him on the shoulder.]

-Y/N:[cries under any sort of pressure ever]

-Y/N and Asahi: So tough.

𝕐𝕦 ℕ𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕠𝕪𝕒

-Y/N- What is heavier? 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?

-Noya: It obviously bri-...

-Y/N: The answer is feathers.

-Y/N: 200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

-Noya: That was deep and I did not anticipate that.

ℝ𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕠𝕤𝕦𝕜𝕖 𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕜𝕒

-Mcdonalds employee: please sir, get off the table.

-Tanaka: I ASKED FOR TWO LARGE FRIES

- *dumping a bag of fries out on the floor,*

-Tanaka: BUT INSTEAD I GOT A HUNDRED FUCKEN LITTLES ONES.

-Y/N: HeLp

𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕪𝕠 ℍ𝕚𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕒

-Y/N: You shouldn't be using a straw.

-Hinata: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment.

-Y/N: It's just a weird way to eat spaghetti.

𝕋𝕠𝕓𝕚𝕠 𝕂𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕪𝕒𝕞𝕒

-Kageyama: I'm close, where are you?

-Y/N: Oh I see you.