Donnie parker and Joseph Diginio never got along, but always respected each other enough to be civil when having to interact with each other in professional settings and situations such as class projects,field trips, etc. Something was wrong and Donnie could feel it, Joseph hasn't been in school since he got into a car accident with his uncle David. today he came in dressed in a tan suit with a black dress shirt and brown hard bottoms, in his duffle bag he carried his uncles tommy gun which was affectionately given the moniker 'Classy lady' for her foregrip was made of ivory with the name 'Regina' engraved into it. When Joseph entered the classroom Donnie's Trichobothria burst into high gear,he fought against it despite his life being in danger. Joseph's forehead looked wider and slightly taller than before the accident, his deformity made him more opposing. Joseph chuckled before saying "via all'inferno"(go to hell) and pulls classy lady out his duffle bag pointing it at his fellow classmates. Donnie's Trichobothria was going haywire and he had to do something but if he does something Spider-man would do he'll expose himself. but if he does nothing everyone will either be killed or injured.
"Joseph please, you don't have to do this,your scaring your classmates, your scaring your friends!'' Donnie pleaded to Joseph hoping to reason his classmates into safety. " my friends? i don't have friends only henchmen.'' After staking his claim verbally three boys known as jessie, tony, and evan, stand up and reveal hidden .45 magnums from their clothes and aim at various students. Donnie had no choice but to do something, anything, as long as he could keep them all safe. He kicked his desk at jessie (who was the closest) hitting him in the chest with staggering force and he could do anything more his Tricobothria sensed another presence and before he could react Joseph's friends head popped like a balloon leaving brain matter and bone splattered across Joseph's clothes and in a few of the students hair and face. Everyone( Donnie included) looked on in horror as Wade wilson(Deadpool) spoke over the hacked P.A system "now now kids,this is your first lesson in biology! always go for the-." before he finished his statement another gunshot was heard. this time the bullet hit Joseph directly in the forehead, cutting through the skin and muscle but stopping dead at his skull not even scratching its surface, it definitely jarred him enough to knock down and seemingly out. Donnie snapped out of the shock and ran over to where Joseph was previously standing, suddenly two more gunshots went off. Donnie moved fast enough to make it almost out the way of the bullet coming from below from Joseph's tommy gun but to his surprise the other bullet hit Joseph's bullet bouncing it away and sending Wade's bullet at Joseph's forehead knocking him out.
"I AM NOT YOUR FRIENDLY FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN PETER PUCKER, I AM DEADPOOL AND I WILL BE COMING TO CLASS TO BODY MY KILL SO NOBODY TOUCH HIM!, thank you butter cups" wade says in a goofy yet serious tone over the P.A system.
Donnie knowing he couldn't fight off Deadpool decided to ditch school. He returned home to suit up but more importantly he needed to make a call to the x-men, he needs to know why they sent Deadpool after Joseph,but also what is it they know that he doesn't?
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the Astronomical Spider-man
FanfictionDonnie B. Parker and his uncle Benjamin J. Parker were hospitalized during the escape of 60 spiders from oscorp labs later resulting in the death of Ben parker and the birth of earth-77AKL's Spider-man. it's been one year since spider-man began his...
