Also in my soul eater oneshot book
(Read if you dare!) (Lets use this random image i found for the story)
Soul: YEETER SKEETER MENEETR!
Maka: Deh fu?
Soul: *SCREAMS*
Maka: Dear f-ing god next time theres a spider just freaking say so baka.
Soul: *dies*
Maka: Oh well um.....what am I supposed to do about that?
Spider: I dunno man.
Maka:.......
Spider:.......
Blare: OH HOLY LORD OF SHIT FUCKS A SPIDER- Gah what HAPPPENED TO SOUL!
Maka: Aight i'm out.
Spoder boii(spider): Yah me tooooo
*spooder man theme plays in background before batman smashes da spooder*
Batman: Not today satan!
Maka: ECK! Dude no DC here only marvel!
Ded soul: Then what does that make you?
Maka: Was??
Soul: Well I mean i THOUGH you were a superhero but NOOOO! You had to let me die.
Batman: Well if its only marvel allowed and your not a hero thennnnnn
Shreck: GET OUT OF MEH SWAMPPPP!!!
Maka: HOW DID YOU GUYZ EVEN GET IN HERE!
Batman: Well shit uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Shreck: Ask deadpool.
Deadpool ten minutes ago: Fuck this shit im out. YEET!
The joker: The hell, he ditched us???
Maka: You idiot howd you get here!!!
Shreck: Through the deadpool shaped hole in the wall.
Batman: CMERE YOU LITTLE SHIT! *chases joker through the hole soon followed by a kranky shreck.*
Maka: well that was.....
*roof caves in*
Maka:......aight i'm moving.
Ded soul/spooder: sounds good
random deadpool: anyone want a stale taco?
grr: *screams*
Maka: Soul why did we move here?
Ded soul: Cuz the reception was better.
Maka: That doesnt even make sense boii.
Ded soul: I know lets get outta here den
Maka: Want ur body too?
Ded soul: Nah leave it
deadpool/grr: *fighting over stale taco*
Keishen: This...is madness...
Maka: madness....
That one guy: This.....IS SPARTA!
Soul: *SCREAMS*
Maka: Can I go strangle something?
Muffin: Wanna muffin?
Maka: No
Muffin: But I wanna die!
