angie works at a mcdonalds (wip)

Angies first day

Angie: Hmm.. it seems as if starting a cult wouldn't work. I should get a job!

Teruteru: work at our mcdonalds

Angie: Nyahaha! Okay!

-angie puts on mcdonalds uniform-

Teruteru; and i can always pay you in more ways then money ;)

Angie: No thank you, i only open my legs if atua says so. Now anyways how do i do my job?

Teruteru: Well you serve customers in anyway you like ;), well basically take their orders. Anyways bye!

About 40 minutes later angie gets her first customer.

Angie: Nyahaha! How can I help you today?

Miu: I want a burger. A big mac.

Angie: Hmm.. No can do. Atua says you need to stop being a whore, because Atua says whores arent allowed at mcdonalds.

Miu: What did you say little bitch? I'm miu fucking iruma, and im doing whatever the fuck i want. Your god is a little pussy if he can't say anything to my face. He has to get you to do it huh? Maybe the god is as stupid as you are.

Angie: Atua is watching. Oh prayer apon atua, please get this annoying ass whore out of our restaurant!

...
-nothing happens-

Miu: Bitch? Did you really think you could beat me with your fake ass god?
-miu gets smited-

Angie: Oh me oh my! There must be a janitor around here right? But atua said it was what miu gets. How divine!

-kirumi comes and cleans up the dead body-

Angie: Thank you so much Kirumi! I can always count on you! Atua shall bless you for eternity.

Kirumi: Well, I am a maid, and it is my duty to serve you.

Angie: Mhm! I have to go serve other customers now. Bye-onara!

-next customer walks in-

Impostor Byakuya: Hi can i get a big mac?

Angie: Hmm.. Atua says you need something healthy since you are too obese.

Impostor:...
Impostor: Body fat is important! You don't tell me how to eat!

Angie: I'm not telling you how to eat. Atua is. And you will not disobey atua.

Impostor: You will not disobey me. Do you know who I am? I am Byakuya Togami, an important heir to the togami family.

Angie: Do you know who I am? I am Angie Yonaga, Atua's holy prophet, and the ultimate artist! Atua's words are far more greater than money, or identity. So anyways I am going to order you something healthy! Bye-onara!

Impostor: HeY!!!

-angie ignores impostor and goes and gets him healthy foods-

Impostor: ...What is this?

Angie: It's what atua ordered you!

Impostor: I-I didn't order this!

Angie: I did not hesitate. Didn't I just say, atua ordered it for you? Do not deny atua, or you will get punished, do you understand?

Impostor: Forget this place. It is too low quality for me.

-impostor walks out the door and throws his meal out on the way-

Angie: Oh me oh my! The day is almost over. How divine! These customers do not make atua happy, but atua will teach them.

Teruteru: How was work today? Need private lessons?

Angie: Work was fine, and no, i have to go home. Bye-onara!