Author : Hello dear readers, and welcome to my book- Actually I feel a little uncomfortable with my name...hang on...
A: Ah...that's better! Okay readers, it's just you, me, and-
Violet : Well hell-o random talking voice!
A : *sputters* wha...what are you doing here?!
Violet : I dunno. Wait, how did you...whatever that's in those star things?
A : uh...nevermind that. Now can you please go back to wherever you came from? You're kinda stealing my thunder here!
Violet : Wait, who ARE you?
A : You seriously don't know who I am?
Violet : Oh...right, you're A! Hi A! Where's the rest of the alphabet?
A : *facepalms*
Violet : Wow, I really wish I knew how to do that star mark thing it looks so cool! Hey Character01! Come see this random voice! It even does star marks!
A : There's another one of you?!
Character01 : Yo whaddup! Wait you're name is A? that's a bold choice for a name. Wait aren't you one of those characters in "Pretty Little Liars"?
Character02 : Pretty little lion?! Where?!
A : What the-
Character02 : Umm, you're not a pretty little lion...
A : Hey I'm pretty you gotta give me that one.
Character01 : We're getting off topic.
Character02 : 01, we were never ON topic.
Violet : What are you guys talking about? And why am I out of character?
A : At this point I'll probably just delete this chapter.
(Future me, reading this : Oh sweet naive A, if only you knew)

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