Foxy: I just want to be on top for once...
Foxy:
Foxy: Wait, that came out wrong.
Lolbit: Bottom.
Foxy: No.
Bon Bon: Bottom.
Foxy: Stop it.
Ballora: Bottom.
Foxy: NO!
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Foxy: DUDE, YOU'RE COVERED IN BLOOD!!!
Puppet: Don't worry, it's not mine.
Foxy: Phew, That's good.
Foxy:
Foxy: Wait-
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Baby Freddy: If my chicken is dirty should I put it in the washer to clean it?
Foxy: No, that you be a mistake.
Baby Freddy:
Baby Freddy: Foxy?
Foxy: Yes?
Baby Freddy: I made a mistake.
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Puppet: I never had a best friend...
Foxy: I'll be your best friend!
Puppet:
Puppet:
Puppet: I never had a boyfriend before either.
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Puppet: Hey, hey, stop the music-
Puppet: Somebody dropped an ice cube on the floor and it melted and my sock got wet.
Puppet: whO THE F-
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Bon Bon: What are you, five?
Freddy: Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Bon Bon:
Freddy: Please don't kill me, I was kidding.
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Freddy: You played me like a fiddle.
Baby: Oh no, fiddles are actually difficult to play.
Baby: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.
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OTHER! Freddy: How many children do you have?
Foxy: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Foxy: Oh, hey Lolbit.
Lolbit, internally: There he is, he's here, my favorite person in the world, the love of my life. Crap, I just want to stare at him and hold him and kiss him for the rest of my life-
Lolbit, out loud: what the HECK do you want!?
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Minecraft Five Nights at Freddy's Oneshots
FanfictionI feel as though this series doesn't get enough love so I am here to give that love myself. If you want something done right, do it yourself
