When i am an old woman i shall wear my zebra print wansy
With my green wellies that doesnt go,and doesnt suit me,
And i shall spend my pension on boxes of chocolates and clown shoes and eat chippy for the rest of the year. And say we have no money for veges.
I shall have paddys in shops and say that i fell asleep.
And gobble samples in markets and press alarm bells and say that i thought it was a light switch.
I shall go in clubs and eat all the sweets in the machines.
And make up for the sobreity of my youth.
I shall go out in my sandles in the rain and go to mecca bingo and shout bingo just to annoy everyone and say that i got mixed up with the 6 and the 9.
You can wear terrible clothes and grow really fat, and eat 12 greggs sausage rolls and sit in between a couple and just say that i thought you were statues.
But now we have to wear tight shirts that suffacate you when you sit down
And wear ties that nearly strangle you, we must not swear in the streets.
But maybe i ought to pratice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked or surprised,whrn suddenly i am old and the wanzys come out. !!!!
I hope you liked it x
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When i am old!
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