Okay guys but this is something that just came into my mind at 8 in the morning... Tho, I'm still on hiatus. Don't worry this is a little prizepot I call for voting for this book...
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-Beyblade Friends Chat-
*Valt is online*
Valt: hey guys
*Lui is online*
Lui: What do you want?
*Free is online*
Free: You wanna go midget?
Lui: Bitch what did you call me?
Free: Did I stutter?
(Author: OHHHHHHBHHHH!)
*Shu and Daigo are online*
Shu: Ya'll spammin my phone go to sleep.
Daigo: Nah, I think I'm gonna watch this..
Shu: But you're--
Daigo: 🙂🔪
Shu: I just sit back and observe
Lui: WTF?
*Honcho is online*
Honcho: why are you guys spamming my phone at 10 in the evening?
*Wakiya is online*
Wakiya: Why...? BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS LIKE THIS.
Shu: Did Wakiya just snapped?
Lui: That guy can't even hold his ego.
Free: Have ya'll noticed that Valt is quiet AF?
Shu: I've noticed that too..
Everyone: @Valt !!
Valt: Hey guys... Um, I wanna say something btw.
Honcho: Sure bud, what is it?
Valt: Lui...
Lui: Hn...
Valt: I just wanna say that...
Lui: SPIT IT OUT OR--
Valt: Or what?
Shu: Did Valt just clapped back?
Valt: Anyway...
Valt:...
Valt: I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn
You think that you're the man
I think, therefore, I am.
Honcho: Did Valt just...?
Free: I'm so proud of you 🥺.
Lui: Grrrrrrrr...
Valt: I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn
You think that you're the man
I think, therefore, I am
Lui: WTF? Why r u repeating.
Honcho: So he can get through your big ego and to your tiny brain.
Lui: Valt u son of a--
Valt: Stop, what the hell are you talking about? Ha
Lui: Grrrrr....
Valt: Get my pretty name out of your mouth
Wakiya: OoOooo, sassy~...
Valt: We are not the same with or without
Don't talk 'bout me like how you might know how I feel
Valt: Top of the world, but your world isn't real
Lui: It's real..
Valt: Your world's an ideal
Lui: Tch
Valt: So go have fun
I really couldn't care less
And you can give 'em my best, but just know
Valt: I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn
Daigo: You go my son!
Valt: You think that you're the man
I think, therefore, I am
I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn
You think that you're the man
I think, therefore, I am
Shu: I think I get it now...
Lui: What?
Shu: I don't want press to put your name next to mine
We're on different lines, so I
Wanna be nice enough, they don't call my bluff
Shu: 'Cause I hate to find
Valt: Articles, articles, articles
Rather you remain unremarkable (Got a lotta)
Shu: Interviews, interviews, interviews
When they say your name, I just act confused
Lui:...
Valt: Did you have fun?
I really couldn't care less
And you can give 'em my best, but just know
Honcho: I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn
You think that you're the man
I think, therefore, I am
Valt: YAAAAY!
Shu: I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn
You think that you're the man
I think, therefore, I am
Valt: I'm sorry
I don't think I caught your name
Lui: Really beybread boi..
Valt: I'm sorry
I don't think I caught your name
Free: Marry me.
Valt: nope...
Free: :')
Valt: N e ways
Valt: I'm not your friend (I'm not your friend)
Or anything, damn
You think that you're the man (They wanna, they can try)
Shu: I think, therefore, I am (I am)
Wakiya: I'm not your friend (Friend)
Or anything, damn (They wanna)
You think that you're the man (You're the man)
Daigo: I think, therefore, I am (Therefore, I am)
Valt: 😲
Daigo: Thot im an uncultured swine?
Lui: What the hell was that?!
Valt: It's a song by Billie Eilish, Therefore I am.. And its not a lyric prank... Thats how I feel for you... Bai.
*Valt is Offline*
Lui: Grrrrrrrrrrr...
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And that ends it... Bye
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