Mr. Panda's biography, from birth until now.
Mr. Panda was born in an ikea factory. He was made along with his thousands of identical brothers, sisters, and cousins. He eventually made his way onto an ikea shelf.
A lovely girl name Kawaii saw him on the shelf one day. Immediately falling in love, she bought him at the speed of light and headed home with him, never leaving his side.
Every night Kawaii would cuddle him to sleep, being comforted by his fluffiness.
Soon, after a while, Mr. Panda met one of his brothers. He had a younger brother named Mr. Panda Junior, whose favorite hobby was napping.
Kawaii took care of Mr. Panda Junior, although he was off exploring himself most of the time.
Soon, Mr. Panda decided he wanted a career. After exploring various options, he decided to start a plushy mafia.
For years, Mr. Panda was known for his notorious reputation as a gang leader.
"What's the gang name?" You may ask.
Well, they're too cool to have a name. So they don't have one.
Mr. Panda eventually found himself a boyfriend, that went by the name of Bob. He was a lovely and flamboyant panda stuffed animal, who stayed with Mr. Panda for months.
However, this all came to an end when Mr. Panda caught Bob cheating on him with Mr. Panda's cousin, Jerry.
In heartbreak, Mr. Panda broke off the relationship, and they haven't spoken since.
He retreated to isolation, spending his time daydreaming and pretending he was on a UFO dodging space missiles and asteroids through the galaxy. He played roblox briefly, although quickly being turned off by the cyberbullies.
Then, he found out something; Although Bob had left Mr. Panda for Jerry, Jerry actually turned out to be pansexual, not gay as Bob had previously thought. Jerry left Bob to marry a kangaroo and they eloped to Sweden and had kangaroo panda hybrid abominations. Or as they called them, 'Children.'
Then, of course, the 2020 pandemic occurred. Mr. Panda unfortunately lost control of the gang due to a coup by Jerry. Sweden didn't shut down, and this gave Jerry ample opportunity to take over Mr. Panda's spot as gang leader.
In heartbreak again, Mr. Panda kept to himself. He watched Kawaii play video games in his freetime, and occasionally had tea parties with her and the other plushies.
After getting over his episode of depression, Kawaii encouraged him to explore other career options.
He got into pizza making, flamenco dancing, and video game streaming, before finally deciding on getting a degree in interior design.
Unfortunately, he hasn't had the chance to study due to the global pandemic. However, you can expect great things from him!
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