HisoIllu One-Shots

♠The Ace♠

*TW: Mention of sexual harassment, skip over the first paragraph if you don't want to read that. Stay safe my lovelies!!!!*

*In this headcanon, Hisoka identifies as Pansexual (or does he?)*

*A sweet coming out story ft. Hisoka and Illumi :D*

The magician was struggling.

He was feeling a certain way, and it all started when he got catcalled three days ago but some rando on the street. He felt flattered for a second, but then cringed on the inside. All his life people would sexualize him for his thin waist, wide hips, his cat-like grace, and feminine features. He never felt truly safe walking down the street at night as a child. After he'd mastered his Bungee Gum and Texture Surprise he felt physically safe but was still always on guard, always was scared of being taken advantage of again. His mind was running as he sat on the couch in white sweats, watching re-runs of RuPaul's Drag Race. His husband silently came up behind him and, trying to be affectionate, wrapped his arms around his shoulders. 

Hisoka flinched and flexed his fingers, Nen ready to rip someone in two. Illumi took note of this and flipped onto the couch beside him, prepared to be the big spoon if it came to it. "You're very tense, Hiso. What's bothering you?" He said, laying his expressionless face on the clown's shoulders. "I... Illumi I want to be honest with you. I haven't been exactly open with you." Illumi closed his eyes and massaged Hisoka's scalp with his fingertips. "So, I have openly identified as Pansexual... but now I want to change that." 

Illumi turned to him, "You can be who you want to be and have whatever label you want, babe." He smiled, "So I am not someone who wants to have sex with someone else. I've never felt sexual attraction to anyone, and I think that's a permanent thing. I get aroused at the thought of being dominated in battle, but the thought of doing the act itself doesn't sit right.

The dark-haired man's eyebrows furrowed, "So, you're Asexual?" The other grinned, "Yep!". Illumi smiled, "Well that's good, because I'm not heavy on anything past cuddling and making out. Nice to know I won't have to be fake around you." With that, he pressed a kiss into his lover's cheek.

They were silent after that, the only noise in the house was 'S&M' by Rihanna playing from the TV.

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Hey guys!!! I'm so honored to have the views that I do, I thought no one would like my work, but here we are at #13 in the 'firstfic' hastag!! 

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But I wondered if you guys wanted other characters, like maybe a chapter with Gon and Killua, maybe even Leorio and Kurapika. I'm 100000% percent open to writing anything you lovely people out there want!! Just comment, and it'll happen!!

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