LAWNDALE POLICE STATION
A teenage girl with glasses, a green jacket, and a black skirt entered the police station, as she walked up to the front desk to a plump cop drinking a decaf coffee.
ìIím here to pick up my idiot sister and her dumbass friends,î the girl spoke, as she gave the cop the cash to bail her sister.
ìName of the person you want bail out?î The cop asked.
ìQuinn Morgendorffer and the Fashion Club of Idiots,î Daria Morgendorffer replied, as the cop went to get the girls.
Daria sighed as she knew this has gone full circle, ever since she and her family came to Lawndale from Highland, TX.
The final days with two certain brain dead teens named Beavis and Butt-Head.
HIGHLAND HIGH-ONE MONTH AGO
Daria walked the hallways of the high school, as she spotted the likes of students like Cassandra and Stewart talking with other students.
ìWHERE ARE THOSE MOTHER $%#@&% MORONS?!!The profane shouting of Mr. Buzzcut boomed in the hallway, as he stormed running past students to get to Principal McVickerís office.
ìLooks like Beavis and Butt-Head are at it again,î Daria said to herself, as she knew who Buzzcut was talking about.
Daria could hear the familiar sounds of two idiots laughing and grunting as they came out of the restroom. Everyone scowled when Beavis and Butt-Head came towards them.
ìWhat did you two dumbasses do now?î Daria asked them.
ìNone of your business, Diarrhea,î Butt-Head replied.
ìYeah, Daria, go away,î Beavis spoke as well.
Daria just sighed, as she went to her class.
BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEADíS HOUSE
The two dimwits sat in their couch, as they watched Judge Judy on their TV. Itís a case between Stacy Cornbread and Tally Wong, two former announcers from a certain wrestling show about b-list celebrities who fight in the square circle to boost ratings.
ìNow tell me, Ms. Cornbread, what happened after you were brought back from the dead?î Judge Judy asked Stacy.
ìI remember that Johnny Gomez had had enough of Tallyís bitchiness, that he and Nick Diamond used our time machine to bring me back,î Stacy replied.
ìWait a minute,î Tally interrupted. ìI thought Judge Mills Lane killed you in a match after you killed Susan Lucci?î
ìKEEP YOU MOUTH SHUT, MS. WONG!î Judge Judy shouted, as she threw a large book at her.
ìJudge Judy kicks ass,î Beavis cheered, as he ate some nachos.
Butt-Head smacked Beavis as he laughed. ìDonít eat all the nachos, asswipe.î
ìDammit, Butt-Head,î Beavis grunted, as he dug into his nose with his finger.
The TV cut from Judge Judy to a news report showing a female reporter talking about an explosion at Burger World.
ìHey, Butt-Head, isnít that where we work?î Beavis asked.
Butt-Head looked deadpanned until he got back to earth. ìLetís go to Burger World for some burgers.î
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Lawndale
FanfictionA modern reboot of the Daria TV series with comedy, drama, and mystery. Also features Beavis and Butt-Head, and some surprise guest stars.
